Finding a distinct paucity of interesting or challenging threads here, i felt that in a timely bravura i could remedy the situation here.

Kindly do not post contumely comments.

Kayo.

nah... <deleted>... can't be arsed...

totster

While throwing some nubbins to my shoats one pluvial day I was approached by my hobbledehoy, whose lapsus linguae told me he had lost the lampoon with the bay cover.

Of course to be unintelligible we needn't use big words. Why we could simply speak the Queen's Slangish.

Why we could simply speak the Queen's Slangish.

Or... we could all speak with an Amercian accent and sound like total <deleted>...

totster

I speak English mit a German accent.

I speak English mit a German accent.

And thats supposed to be better... ???

totster

I was agonisingly curious as to how this would begin to develop.

Now I know!

I speak English mit a German accent.

And thats supposed to be better... ???

totster

Much worse. But at least it's to be expected.

I was agonisingly curious as to how this would begin to develop.

Now I know!

What did you think was going to happen ?

I can't say much more on this thread because im to contumely but at least I know the word for it now , Thanks .

I was agonisingly curious as to how this would begin to develop.

Now I know!

What did you think was going to happen ?

I can't say much more on this thread because im to contumely but at least I know the word for it now , Thanks .

I hate it when I have to look up a words meaning ....

btw... I'm sure you don't sound like an ###### Jeff, I was making a rather broad generalisation...

totster

Oh , belive me Tot's , I sound like an ###### , got dat tic Chicago accent , ya know

Oh , belive me Tot's , I sound like an ###### , got dat tic Chicago accent , ya know

Oi, a fellow Chicagoan! Which particular slum do you hail from, Jeff1? Me, I've been a southsider, westsider, northsider, southwestsider and northwestsider. Everywhere except in the lake. I sold my house last week so I am now currently homeless and a vagabond in the States, headed back to the home of my heart, LOS, lickety-split.

Oi dunno wot 'es on abaht. An I 'ad a good edumacation. I were brung up good. Even had electrocution lessons. My muvver used to cum to skool and help the teachers beat me so they cawd learn me betterer.

Oi dunno wot 'es on abaht. An I 'ad a good edumacation. I were brung up good. Even had electrocution lessons. My muvver used to cum to skool and help the teachers beat me so they cawd learn me betterer.

Sounds like the conversations I hear when sat on the bus to work..

totster

Oh , belive me Tot's , I sound like an ###### , got dat tic Chicago accent , ya know

Oi, a fellow Chicagoan! Which particular slum do you hail from, Jeff1? Me, I've been a southsider, westsider, northsider, southwestsider and northwestsider. Everywhere except in the lake. I sold my house last week so I am now currently homeless and a vagabond in the States, headed back to the home of my heart, LOS, lickety-split.

I hail(ed) from 3200 north but am now in the NW suburbs . Still only 20 minuite drive to the city and 25 miniutes from Arlington park .

Oh , belive me Tot's , I sound like an ###### , got dat tic Chicago accent , ya know

Oi, a fellow Chicagoan! Which particular slum do you hail from, Jeff1? Me, I've been a southsider, westsider, northsider, southwestsider and northwestsider. Everywhere except in the lake. I sold my house last week so I am now currently homeless and a vagabond in the States, headed back to the home of my heart, LOS, lickety-split.

I hail(ed) from 3200 north but am now in the NW suburbs . Still only 20 minuite drive to the city and 25 miniutes from Arlington park .

So you're still in town then. I'm temporarily out in Fox Lake. Never did like the city nor the burbs. Like Charlie Daniels said, "Ya can take the boy outta the country but ya can't take the country outta the boy."

muvver used to cum to skool and help the teachers beat me so they cawd learn me betterer.

Did it help?

Oh , belive me Tot's , I sound like an ###### , got dat tic Chicago accent , ya know

Oi, a fellow Chicagoan! Which particular slum do you hail from, Jeff1? Me, I've been a southsider, westsider, northsider, southwestsider and northwestsider. Everywhere except in the lake. I sold my house last week so I am now currently homeless and a vagabond in the States, headed back to the home of my heart, LOS, lickety-split.

I hail(ed) from 3200 north but am now in the NW suburbs . Still only 20 minuite drive to the city and 25 miniutes from Arlington park .

So you're still in town then. I'm temporarily out in Fox Lake. Never did like the city nor the burbs. Like Charlie Daniels said, "Ya can take the boy outta the country but ya can't take the country outta the boy."

this threads about talking English.

this threads about talking English.

YEAH !! Engrish...

totster

This place is turning into a Chat Room?

Oh , belive me Tot's , I sound like an ###### , got dat tic Chicago accent , ya know

Oi, a fellow Chicagoan! Which particular slum do you hail from, Jeff1? Me, I've been a southsider, westsider, northsider, southwestsider and northwestsider. Everywhere except in the lake. I sold my house last week so I am now currently homeless and a vagabond in the States, headed back to the home of my heart, LOS, lickety-split.

I hail(ed) from 3200 north but am now in the NW suburbs . Still only 20 minuite drive to the city and 25 miniutes from Arlington park .

So you're still in town then. I'm temporarily out in Fox Lake. Never did like the city nor the burbs. Like Charlie Daniels said, "Ya can take the boy outta the country but ya can't take the country outta the boy."

this threads about talking English.

Yes , the british invented English and we perfected it

What was this topic about anyway ?

P.S. Tipp , I do not like being anywhere other than Thailand but I have to work to make my dreams come true

Yes , the british invented English and we perfected it

More like bastardised it...

totster

Why are all you illiterate cretins participating in a post that has been reserved for those of us extraordinary mental abilities?

P.S. Tipp , I do not like being anywhere other than Thailand but I have to work to make my dreams come true

Aye, aye. Choke dee mak mak, Jeff. I'll be there shortly.

Oh , belive me Tot's , I sound like an ###### , got dat tic Chicago accent , ya know

Oi, a fellow Chicagoan! Which particular slum do you hail from, Jeff1? Me, I've been a southsider, westsider, northsider, southwestsider and northwestsider. Everywhere except in the lake. I sold my house last week so I am now currently homeless and a vagabond in the States, headed back to the home of my heart, LOS, lickety-split.

I hail(ed) from 3200 north but am now in the NW suburbs . Still only 20 minuite drive to the city and 25 miniutes from Arlington park .

So you're still in town then. I'm temporarily out in Fox Lake. Never did like the city nor the burbs. Like Charlie Daniels said, "Ya can take the boy outta the country but ya can't take the country outta the boy."

this threads about talking English.

Jeff and I were conducting an English disquisition. That fact is indubitably palpable.

I was agonisingly curious as to how this would begin to develop.

Now I know!

What did you think was going to happen ?

I can't say much more on this thread because im to contumely but at least I know the word for it now , Thanks .

I hate it when I have to look up a words meaning ....

btw... I'm sure you don't sound like an ###### Jeff, I was making a rather broad generalisation...

totster

first success: Totster replied with a two-liner!

I was agonisingly curious as to how this would begin to develop.

Now I know!

What did you think was going to happen ?

I can't say much more on this thread because im to contumely but at least I know the word for it now , Thanks .

I hate it when I have to look up a words meaning ....

btw... I'm sure you don't sound like an ###### Jeff, I was making a rather broad generalisation...

totster

first success: Totster replied with a two-liner!

FO

totster

U make me tink too mut. Head me hurt now. I go loom, nawn mak mak. Bye bye.

Kayo - stick to being a clown mate, suits you better!!

Why we could simply speak the Queen's Slangish.

Or... we could all speak with an Amercian accent and sound like total <deleted>...

totster

Folks, I like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the specail feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even inthe colon, I don't know.

I'm just a regular joe with an regular job,

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and My job , my kidsa and my car

My feet on the table and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough

to keep a man like me interested.

(oh no) no way (uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun

at someone else's expense

(oh yeah) Yeah yeah

I drive reallt slow in the ultra fast lane

while people behind me are going insane!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

I use public toilets and I pss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time saying

"How about this heat?"

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, he's the world's biggest ######)

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces

while handicap people make handicap faces

I'm an ######( he's an ######, he's a real kcfuing ######)

Maybe I shoudn't be sining this song,

ranting and raving and carrying on

maybe their right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaaah!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

You know what I am going to do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah!

And I'm gonna drive around in that bsby as 115 mph getting one mile per gallon,sucking down a quarter punder chesseburger from McDonald's in the old fashion non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe muy mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss that styrofoam contianer right out the side and there ain't a Godmda thing anybody can do about it.

You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: Nuclear %^$#ing weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democract they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?

John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pssed off. You wanna know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times. That's how pssed off the Dukes gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavettes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas...

(Hey, you really are an ######!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal.

I'm an ###### (he's an ###### what an ######)

A S S H O L E Everybody! A S S H O L E !

Denis Leary - ######, No Cure for Cancer

What's the A stand for in American? I'm an ###### and proud of it!