Ok it's been reported he was found alive and mummbled something before croaking. What did he say? Please submit your Zarqawi quote.

"I got my New Balance runners on sale at Target!"

er, he´s still a human being who´s dead, mate.

His last words when he saw the American GI's were: "Gringo go home!"

Ok kayo you can spill a bit of liquor in your taza on the floor for him.

(btw Zarqaqi was a typo. Mods can you correct it?)

er, he´s still a human being who´s dead, mate.

human..Nope.I don't believe he was.

"Please don't stand on my nuts while you piss on my skull."

"Please don't stand on my nuts while you piss on my skull."

"That roof had just been redone... Look what you did!"

"Hope that 72 virgins bit is not just rumours"

Ok it's been reported he was found alive and mummbled something before croaking. What did he say?

"What was I thinking?"

"Anyone got an aspirin? This headache is killing me!"

"Whaddya mean this elevator goes down only!"

"Whaddya mean there are no virgins in h*ll."

"Ohhhhh, that's what a laser guided b*mb is."

"I knew that al-Iraqi was a rat. His whole family is nothing but rats."

"Well at least I got to keep my head."

"Would you guys please do the right thing and send my corpse to Al-Jazeera do they can use it for propaganda value?"

"Nice guys finish last."

"I guess the better man won."

"Well this was fun while it lasted."

"I thought I'd paid all them <deleted>' Demmy-crats to get Gitmo closed last year."

"I need a vacation."

"Hello Adolf, pleased to make your acquaintance. Back at ya, Josef. Same to you Pol."

It's all black humour.

Malevolent, sardonic, bitter, spiteful, hateful, acrimonious, venomous, vengeful, ignoble, pitiful, shameful, base, cheap . . .

With attitudes such as these it's no small wonder that history repeats. And everyone is clueless, dumbfounded as to why. Oh, well.

"Is that the kettle whistling?". Zarqawi then looks upwards. "Shit! Incoming missiles! Quick, take cov......."

"You've got to speak up I've got concrete rubble in my ears!" - sung to the tune of You've Got to Speak Up I've Got Beans in My Ears

Hi Spee. Good to see you.

Moooommmy!!!

Ahh <deleted> knew that video I made last week was a mistake.

I'll tell you where bin laden is , if you let me go ............

"Is that the kettle whistling?". Zarqawi then looks upwards. "Shit! Incoming missiles! Quick, take cov......."

but this is a "safe" house...

Malevolent, sardonic, bitter, spiteful, hateful, acrimonious, venomous, vengeful, ignoble, pitiful, shameful, base, cheap . . .

A very apt description of the not so dearly departed. Obviously you meant that for someone else, which is the precise kind of misdirected bleeding heart thought that created and appeased this now deceased monster for years and allowed him and his ilk to corrupt a peaceful religion and entire regions of the world. Good riddance. He will not be missed.

Malevolent, sardonic, bitter, spiteful, hateful, acrimonious, venomous, vengeful, ignoble, pitiful, shameful, base, cheap . . .

A very apt description of the not so dearly departed. Obviously you meant that for someone else, which is the precise kind of misdirected bleeding heart thought that created and appeased this now deceased monster for years and allowed him and his ilk to corrupt a peaceful religion and entire regions of the world. Good riddance. He will not be missed.

Wise words indeed!

"oh shi-ite !"

"Geneva Convention ! Geneva Convention !"

"Save me, you infidel bastar........."pop"........"

"No worries Osama. None of my Muslim brothers would ever rat on me............BOOM !"

"Why are you shoving that pork chop in my mout..mmmmbblllleee"

"Payback is a bitch !"

"Whadda ya mean, no more virgins ??

"Hmmmm, Allah ? Why are all my "virgins" bigger, hairier more masculine and better hung than me ?"

"I'm Che! I'm worth more to you alive than dead!"

Supposedly, this is what Che Guevara said when he was captured and executed.

" .....Crap! .... whaddaya mean I'm the virgin and that guy in leather is the martyr?!"

KNOCK ! KNOCK !

" Who's there"

Of course we're out-of-range here, brothers.

Don't worry brothers,those infidels couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo

"Men! Make yourselves comfy in our new safe house. It cost us an arm and a leg to buy this place."

"hmmm.....A very nice place we have here. By the way, are the overheads costly?"

"Did I leave the gas on?"

"I TOLD you idiots not to call out for Pizza Hut and use my name! Not only do they use the same pans to cook sausage ..... *%Boom*%"