My two hobbies...............

And I like to keep on top of my hobbies as well!

seems tricky, requiring a lot of concentration to keep the teeth in the right place.

My teeth are not the problem, it is the "cauliflower" ears developing that is the problem.

Rugby and Rugby League players/followers would understand "cauliflower" ears.

I love the sound of the shakuhachi flute.(The deep japanese job) So found a bamboo one on the net via- Erik the flutemaker. My son gave it to me as a birthday present. Very excited when it arrived, but cannot get a single sound out of it. So its become my lifelong mission to play it. If anyone has any sensible tips I'd appreciate them.

i can honestly say that before i ever set foot into los, i never once trolled on TV.

You instigate arguments with your TV?

Sitting at the bar and guessing if it is a lady or ladyboy walking past.....gets harder as the day goes on though.

You are absolutely correct!

Just have a look at Conchita Wurst