Can’t get rid of crazy wife please help.

[Costas2008]

Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members.

Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through.

1. Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work.
2. While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right.
3. At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda.
4. When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa.
5. Sometimes, she wants Sex.
6. She always tries to make me, give up smoking.
7. When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down.
8. She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man.

And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.

Am I right, to want to get rid of her?

Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet?

Please help me decide.

[AnotherOneAmerican]

We need to see a photo of her first.

She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too!

Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case.

Edited July 5, 2014 by AnotherOneAmerican

[chaophraya49]

Ah, if only I had the same problems!

Sorry I don't have an answer.

I'm afraid you'll just have to continue suffering.

[David48]

Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide."

Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself.

If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me.

...

[arthurwait]

This must be a new marriage then.

Mine gets up, moans.

Goes to work. If I ring her during the day she moans.

When she gets home, she moans.

She goes to bed and snores.

Repeat everyday.

5 years of non moaning 9 years of moaning.

[sustento]

What a nightmare! How do you manage?

[Albertosez]

Sounds very sweet, but is she also very possessive and wants to know where you are and what you are doing at almost every minute of the day?

[Upnotover]

Sounds highly annoying to me. Unnecessary phone calls and physical contact.

[Costas2008]

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We need to see a photo of her first.
She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too!
Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case.

Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide."

Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself.

If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me.

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Picture of her and her sister as requested.

David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required.

[Costas2008]

Sounds very sweet, but is she also very possessive and wants to know where you are and what you are doing at almost every minute of the day?

She knows, I'm in front of the computer, posting silly threads on TVF.

[Costas2008]

What a nightmare! How do you manage?

Sustento, enough is enough, that's why I'm asking the opinion of all the wise members on TV.

Suffered, like this, for the past 7 years.

Can't take any more

[Albertosez]

Sounds similar to my girl. I'm just trying to get an extended leash after almost 5 years. Just long enough to get out of the gate on my own would be a good start , it was sweet at first, but now it's starting to feel like being tagged and under 24/7 surveillance !

[Costas2008]

Sounds similar to my girl. I'm just trying to get an extended leash after almost 5 years. Just long enough to get out of the gate on my own would be a good start , it was sweet at first, but now it's starting to feel like being tagged and under 24/7 surveillance !

Speaking about leash...........would the kind TVF members advice me where I can buy one to put my wife on?

Living in Khon Kaen....................

[Costas2008]

Wow, GEORGE, a like from you..............I will treasure it for the rest of my life

[Albertosez]

Get CCTV and a Smart phone.......another great idea in the beginning, until you think that because she has gone out to the market that you can also nip out for a quick nose around to see what's going off at the local haunts. Then u forgot about the CCTV and when she calls to ask what you are doing and you say watching TV or posting on here..... and then she asks how you can be watching TV when she just saw u leave on the motorbike using her smart phone !!

I'm an Aircon Prisoner - and I didn't do anything wrong except to try and be nice !

[Albertosez]

But - can she make good Kebabs ??

[kingalfred]

Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members.

Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through.

• Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work.
• While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right.
• At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda.
• When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa.
• Sometimes, she wants Sex.
• She always tries to make me, give up smoking.
• When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down.
• She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man.

And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.

Am I right, to want to get rid of her?

Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet?

Please help me decide.

someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.

Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

[Costas2008]

Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members.

Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through.

• Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work.
• While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right.
• At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda.
• When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa.
• Sometimes, she wants Sex.
• She always tries to make me, give up smoking.
• When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down.
• She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man.

And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.

Am I right, to want to get rid of her?

Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet?

Please help me decide.

someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.

Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

someone has a lot of free time to post silly comments.

[Albertosez]

Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members.

Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through.

• Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work.
• While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if Im all right.
• At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda.
• When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as Im tired of being all day on Thai Visa.
• Sometimes, she wants Sex.
• She always tries to make me, give up smoking.
• When, Im angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down.
• She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man.

And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.

Am I right, to want to get rid of her?

Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet?

Please help me decide.

someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.

Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Time of the month is it Alf ?

Hot water bottle and a nice lay down ??

[Costas2008]

But - can she make good Kebabs ??

Alberto, I'm working on that..........provided I don't get rid of her first or I top myself as David suggested.

[Albertosez]

But - can she make good Kebabs ??

Alberto, I'm working on that..........provided I don't get rid of her first or I top myself as David suggested.

Should be a good combination for anyone who likes spicy food ( like me ) - Thai spicy ness and a good quality kebab..... Plural x 3!

[bannork]

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We need to see a photo of her first.

She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too!

Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case.

Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide."

Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself.

If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me.

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Picture of her and her sister as requested.

David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required.

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Costas, I distinctly remember your post a couple of months ago about the indifference shown to you by a fellow farang whilst shopping in a Khonkaen Tesco-Lotus.

Seeing this picture of your wife and her sister, everything now becomes clear.

That farang plainly ignored your greetings as he could clearly see no way past you in the aisle with your amply curvaceous wife beside you. Perhaps he even felt threatened in the presence of so much quivering flesh.

I recommend shopping alone in the future, remember,'less is more!'

[Albertosez]

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We need to see a photo of her first.

She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too!

Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case.

Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide."

Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself.

If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me.

... alt=laugh.png>

;b++){var>

Picture of her and her sister as requested.

David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required.

two-fat-girls-eat-140x140.jpg

Costas, I distinctly remember your post a couple of months ago about the indifference shown to you by a fellow farang whilst shopping in a Khonkaen Tesco-Lotus.

Seeing this picture of your wife and her sister, everything now becomes clear.

That farang plainly ignored your greetings as he could clearly see no way past you in the aisle with your amply curvaceous wife beside you. Perhaps he even felt threatened in the presence of so much quivering flesh.

I recommend shopping alone in the future, remember,'less is more!'

Plus,) the farangs displeasure can be well understood. If you are buying groceries for these 2, then I guess that will take at least 30 minutes at the checkout every week !

Go and find yourself a thin bird, easier and cheaper to feed and unlikely to eat many of your Kebabs!

[kingalfred]

Reading other threads and sympathizing with posters suffering from their girlfriends, I decided to ask help from my fellow TVF members.

Please, let me describe to you, all the suffering my wife puts me through.

• Every morning, without fail, she cooks breakfast for me, before she goes to work.
• While at work, she rings me 2 or 3 times a day, to ask if I’m all right.
• At 5:30 pm, she brings me a cold beer, with a snack, at the veranda.
• When we go to bed, she massages my body and feet, as I’m tired of being all day on Thai Visa.
• Sometimes, she wants Sex.
• She always tries to make me, give up smoking.
• When, I’m angry, and that happens a lot, she cuddles and kisses me to calm me down.
• She keeps telling me I'm a hansum man.

And the last straw, last night she gave me back the 1,000Baht, I lend her the other day.

Am I right, to want to get rid of her?

Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet?

Please help me decide.

someone has a lot of free time and a poor attempt at sarcasm.

Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

someone has a lot of free time to post silly comments.

from a poster who posted the silliest

Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

[Costas2008]

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We need to see a photo of her first.

She behaves like your mom (apart from the sex bit, eeew), and I can't help wondering if she looks like your mom too!

Sorry, I've also assumed you are an adult, which may not be the case.

Dear Khun Costas ... "Now the question is shall I use rat poison, Arsenic or a bullet? Please help me decide."

Well that up to you ... I care little how you top yourself.

If she has a much younger sister ... please allow her to present herself to me.

... alt=laugh.png>

;b++){var>

Picture of her and her sister as requested.

David, shall I do all the arrangements...........sin sod required.

two-fat-girls-eat-140x140.jpg

Costas, I distinctly remember your post a couple of months ago about the indifference shown to you by a fellow farang whilst shopping in a Khonkaen Tesco-Lotus.

Seeing this picture of your wife and her sister, everything now becomes clear.

That farang plainly ignored your greetings as he could clearly see no way past you in the aisle with your amply curvaceous wife beside you. Perhaps he even felt threatened in the presence of so much quivering flesh.

I recommend shopping alone in the future, remember,'less is more!'

Sorry, forgot to mention on that thread, that I was shopping with Mia Noi.

Not much difference from the wife........just a little improvement!

[bannork]

Were you buying a new bikini for the mia noi that day? The old bikini looks a trifle inadequate, unable to keep abreast with the gravity of the present situation in Thailand.

[Costas2008]

Were you buying a new bikini for the mia noi that day? The old bikini looks a trifle inadequate, unable to keep abreast with the gravity of the present situation in Thailand.

Loved it, bannork, can't stop laughing

[PoolHustler]

my wife run off with the milkman............................and I really miss him

[PoolHustler]

my wife ran off with the milkman...............i really miss him

[tifino]

previous wife was a crazy bi-polar

wouldn't take her medicine

locked out the Dr from her home visits for needles for BP

Anyone who suggested she get help, became an enemy - including me.

She went off to Single dances, just to try make me lose face by boasting the roots she was getting.

ha ha - I happily dropped her off several times...

one day she finally is yelling too much to 'get out'

so I did. Filled the wagon, and trailer, and headed off out of town.

Only saw her once after that - to sign the death knell paperwork for the Courts

Edited July 5, 2014 by tifino