The Biggest One I've Seen

[Mac_39]

A man and his wife both come home looking glum..

"What's up with you" he says...

"Never mind me, what's up with you?" she replies

"Well ...I've been made redundant".

"Oh my god!..... so have I" she says. "What WILL we do?.. we've just taken on this HUGE mortgage!"

"Well...there's only one thing for it... you'll have to go on the streets until we get work" says he.

"But I've never been a prostitute...how will I know what to do?" she moans.

"Don't worry" he says, "I'll be your pimp.....get your kit on and let's go up to Soho".

"Now you stand on this street corner and I'll hide in this doorway...if you need help just come and ask".

"OK." she says (nervous as ###### but slightly excited)

A Jaguar draws up and down slides the window...."How much for full sex love?"

"Hold a minute" she says.... She hobbles round the corner in her red stilettos, basque and handbag.

"This man wants full sex" she whispers to her husband..."how much?"

"Tell him £70." replies hubby. She hobbles back to the car...."£70 for full sex Mister."

"Good god I can't afford that!.. I've only got £30 on me and I don't get paid 'til Friday....what will I get for £30?"

"Hang on a mo." she says and hobbles back round the corner.

"He's only got £30.. what can I do for that?"

"Oh...a blow job only then" says hubby "and make it quick."

She totters back..."a blow job only."

"Jeez" says Jaguar man..."still I'm desperate...let's get in the back seat"

They get in the back and she undoes his fly.......out pops the BIGGEST one she's ever seen...it's huge!

"Oooooh!" she exclaims...."hold on a minute" she says and gets out of the car...

She hobbles round the corner and says to her husband..."Couldn't you lend this man £40 until Friday?"

[Bozo]

Lovely !

(Sorry for having repeated your "Mr. Penis" joke, but I actually didn't check others' stories before posting...)

[elsie]

This guy is probably a friend of Mr Foreign Ambassador's

[Mac_39]

No problem Bozo...enjoyed reading your jokes yesterday.

Mac.