Taxi sign warns passengers to keep it in their pants

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Taxi sign warns passengers to keep it in their pants
By Coconuts Bangkok



BANGKOK: -- A snapshot of a warning sign telling riders in the back not to get it on has been spreading online today.

"My car is not a motel. No touching! No hugging! No kissing! No stroking! No groping! No sucking! (My car has a guardian angel)," says the sign.

The driver posted this message in his cab, likely because some people in the throes of passion totally ignore the fact he’s just sitting right there.

Source: http://bangkok.coconuts.co//2014/09/03/taxi-sign-warns-passengers-keep-it-their-pants


-- Coconuts Bangkok 2014-09-03

[kurnell]

Back door and skulling???

[ThaidDown]

Is premature ejaculation allowed?

[tifino]

what if they are two amorous farang tourists?

[geovalin]

The Thai people I showed that consider it as INAPPROPRIATE. Obviously the one who has a disorder is the driver not the passengers. I never heard about a taxi turned into a brothel.

[Songhua]

Penetration is permitted. Just not the foreplay.

[tifino]

but if 'four-pay', then he might let it slide

[pgrahmm]

26 seconds with the meter running - then done - driver won't get paid - doesn't even have time to pull away from the curb......

[Rob8891]

^^ I thought taxis had to give you a ride.....this would leave a lot of punters on the verge.

[jacko45k]

I see it is written only in Thai....

Would this suggest that the impatient, amorous couples are purely Thai, or at least one of them is?

[h90]

The Thai people I showed that consider it as INAPPROPRIATE. Obviously the one who has a disorder is the driver not the passengers. I never heard about a taxi turned into a brothel.

Well it is inappropriate in Europe as well....most probably worldwide.

[ezzra]

Than I should walk around with a sign no cheating, no over pricing, no refusing fares, no talking

on mobiles while driving, no funny smells from some air fresheners or dry leafs, no running

away with luggage, and always have change in your pockets from a hundred baht note...

should I go on??/

[atyclb]

It means

Keep everything in your pants except your money

[Geordie59]

Put in a cam then post in online. Would' need tips then!

[bkkjames]

Than I should walk around with a sign no cheating, no over pricing, no refusing fares, no talking

on mobiles while driving, no funny smells from some air fresheners or dry leafs, no running

away with luggage, and always have change in your pockets from a hundred baht note...

should I go on??/

exactly = taxi drivers - the poster boys for moral behaviour. yes the odd one does return a lost phone etc but most fall into the many of the what you described.

[misterphil]

Just give the driver a tip and tell him to keep his eyes on the road, and not on the sexy Thai girl going down on the tourist.

[harrry]

I think the tipoff may be the "Guardian Angel" bit...Religions should but out.

If behavior is really inappropriate he can ask the person not to. Holding hands is not inappropriate.

Maybe he is related to the Atlanta Hotel.

http://www.theatlantahotelbangkok.com/caveat.php

[A1Str8]

Is premature ejaculation allowed?

If all of the above are not allowed then what u proposed is probably not allowed either.

[TimTang]

I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Bangkok taxi; TWICE!

This rule has to be abolished.

[TimTang]

26 seconds with the meter running - then done - driver won't get paid - doesn't even have time to pull away from the curb......

Maybe they should write the sign in Japaneze.

[manhood]

Anyway: it's just for Thai only!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TimTang]

Is premature ejaculation allowed?

If that's the case you'll probably save a fortune in hotel fees.

"I'll call you tomorrow; we'll do lunch."

[catweazle]

Some of the biggest crooks and scumbags in Thailand (apart from the jet ski bums) all of a sudden getting prudish and sensible? What's wrong with this picture?

[BradinAsia]

The Thai people I showed that consider it as INAPPROPRIATE. Obviously the one who has a disorder is the driver not the passengers. I never heard about a taxi turned into a brothel.

Which did they consider inappropriate? The passenger behavior or the taxi driver's sign?

[BradinAsia]

Some of the biggest crooks and scumbags in Thailand (apart from the jet ski bums) all of a sudden getting prudish and sensible? What's wrong with this picture?

What is wrong with this is picture?

Because a number of taxi drivers are crooks and scumbags you seem to assume that all are. Some taxi drivers are the nicest, kindest folks

'you could meet anywhere.

[NeverSure]

I heard that Thai men are so quick that the driver wouldn't notice.

[lvr181]

And we should ask the driver, that in return for us "behaving" he throws out his mobile phone, any drugs and any weapons he has? Sounds fair to me.

And yes the are many good taxis drivers around.

[Bigfarang1948]

Penetration is permitted. Just not the foreplay.

The driver is upset only because he cant see all the action. Please be sure to keep both hands on the wheel, driver. LOL

[Seastallion]

It's not that the driver has delicate sensibilities, he is asking passengers to respect the amulet/icon he has in the back and not do lewd things in it's presence.

[hotsoup]

There are a number of stickers Taxi Drivers can buy, usually in green, to attach to their windows/screens in order that passengers do not distract the driver. We were in a pink taxi the other day in BKK and, amongst those forbidding things it had never occurred to us to attempt in a taxi, there was one that was a graphically rendered approach from the rear that was No F*******