Do You Speak French ?

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Subject: Parlons francais (Let's speak French)

1) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the

British or Americans.

2) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer

heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks

than the British or Americans.

4) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, and also suffer fewer

heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills

you.

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