When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was

16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a

passionate girl with a zest for life.

In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and

threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 21 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was

totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so

dull that

I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 25 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She

rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad

impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable

as often as happy.! She was great fun initially and very energetic, but

directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted

firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she

divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 31 and am looking for a girl with big tits.

...I am now 31 and am looking for a girl with big tits.

You should think of some way to hide those, if you want to be successful!