Travelling By Plane

[the gentleman]

There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small

plane on their way to Florida.

One black mother and her child were on their way to

visit relatives while the other passengers consisted

of the Ku Klux Klan on their way to a convention.

The plane took off and after flying for approximately

12 minutes an announcement came over the intercom from

the pilot saying: "We have overloaded this flight. We

are going to have to start throwing luggage out the

window so the plane won't go down."

Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown

out the window. Five minutes after that, the pilot

made a second announcement.

"We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but

the plane is still overloaded and we're going to have

to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won't go

down."

"We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump

out of the window when we call you by your name. To

make it fair, we'll go alphabetically. We'll start

with A. Will all the African Americans please jump

now?"

The black woman and her child continued to sit.

The pilot came over the intercom system. "Next is B.

Will all the Black people please jump now?" The Black

woman and child continued to sit.

The pilot came over the intercom system again. "Next

is C. Will all the colored people please jump now?"

All the KKK were now staring at the mother and child.

The black woman and child continued to sit. The child

then looked up at her mother and said: "Mom aren't we

all of those?"

The mother then replied to her daughter, "Baby, we're

niggers tonight and the K's come before the N's."

[elsie]

Great one!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Great one!

I agree Cutie