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Stop Picking On The Americans!

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And yeah yeah, I know all fun and games but it is interesting to me how many people pick and choose their information in order to fit their preconceived notions.

No fun and games here love...

the way I see it, ever since the kennedy era, there have been too many lies and manipulation.

(Where are the missing bullets. Where is kennedies brain. What happened to the evidence etc....

And mostly are we still supposed to swallow that one bullet made seven entry/exit wounds in two people travelling the wrong way...?)

Starting perhaps with the fake "attacks" n US naval vessels in south east asia, prompting the declaration of war against vietnam, (what were those vessels doing there anyway?)

but even for the first world was, they had a staged incident with some spanish vessel prompting the US. entry into the war....

Anyway, so much manipulation, so many lies.

So yep.. I´ll keep bashing, BUT I should mention, that I WILL stop when Boo finally gets round to chaining and whipping me.. SBK, you can take part if you like love...! :D :D

Show me a govt that doesn't manipulate and lie first please and then maybe we'll get out the whips and chains :o

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Yanks never been on Moon ! :o already addmited missing 700 boxes of original Apollon 13 data !

oh, I saw yesterday funny T-shirt on Sukhumvit. perhaps for some it is nothing new already, since Google Image search gave plenty results, here is one (picture looks same) :

goodbushbadbush.jpg

or goodbush.jpg

another variation :

badbush.gif

here is ne more : The Only BUSH to trust ! :D

I sell those shirts in australia. Everyone loves them, there our best seller :D

The smartest people in America are tourists....

Thats rich comming from someone from a country that even the british didn't want

:o

The smartest people in America are tourists....

Thats rich comming from someone from a country that even the british didn't want

:o

Come on, dont be jealous that your not aussie. We cant all be lucky

Christmas in Washington

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington,DC this Christmas. This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men or a virgin in the nation's capitol. There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in 0 gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil

Q: What do Americans call a TV set that goes five years without need of repair?

A: An import.

The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself. This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S. The ones listed below are clear candidates. All these cases are verging on the outright ridiculous and yet (in the good old USA) with the right attorney you could win anything!

1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little bastard was Ms. Robertson's son.

2. June 1998: A 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbour ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbour's hubcaps.

3. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.

4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbour's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in it's owner's fenced-in yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully

sued the owner of a night club in a neighbouring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

And the winner is:

Mr Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie.

(Winniebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case there are any other complete morons buying their vehicles.)

Your point being?

:o

His point being that he STILL doesn't know what he is talking about! These are, I believe, the same list of mythological cases posted in another thread, proven to all be urban myths. :D

I remember a few months ago on the news, a old lady got fined in america because she took too long to cross the road :o

HEH . I'm hoping the answer is someone desperately bored... :o
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in 0 gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil

Much as I would like to believe this one, it's also another urban myth. You could not use a pencil as the inevitable broken bit of lead would cause havoc in zero gravity. The point is though, a normal every day biro would work in zero gravity!

nope. Suegha, this is true. Donz is factually correct in the Nasa pen/pencil myth. It is no myth.

yank are dunb fuc.ks

(except SBK, of course, who is beautiful and gorgeous and really smart and we love her.

SBK, The thai government. there are no drugs in thailand. No prozzies, no drunks, no nothing bad. It´s heaven.

right? )

yank are dunb fuc.ks

Ahem.....That is not called for .... Now how would you like it if one replaced "Yank" with "Limey?

:o

(except SBK, of course, who is beautiful and gorgeous and really smart and we love her.

Hmm..... That seems to be a Good save, Kayo..... But we'll just have to see now......:D

yank are dunb fuc.ks

What kinda bullshit is this? :o

yank are dunb fuc.ks

Ahem.....That is not called for .... Now how would you like it if one replaced "Yank" with "Limey?

:o

...works as well... :D

yank are dunb fuc.ks

What kinda bullshit is this? :o

What did you expect from crusty ?

It sounds like he's fighting a losing battle with a bottle.

1/3 on the US believes the sun revoles around the earth

1/3 on the US believes the sun revoles around the earth

:o and the other 2/3 haven't heard about the concept of revolving planets whatsoever.... :D

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1/3 on the US believes the sun revoles around the earth

This coming from a man that can't spell. :o

1/3 on the US believes the sun revoles around the earth

This coming from a man that can't spell. :o

I can spell, just not that great.

Must be hard being a yank

1/3 on the US believes the sun revoles around the earth

This coming from a man that can't spell. :o

I think this is a bit of "pot calling kettle" :D:D

I mean what are Irish and Scottish good for except drunken babble? Then the English, what are they good for except proclaiming how much better they are than everyone else? Not much, let me tell ya!
You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally :D , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!! :D:D:D

yank are dunb fuc.ks

What kinda bullshit is this? :D

:D:D:D:o

did I spell dumb badly?

sorry if the americans didn't understand it.

It was supposed to say Dumb.

That's a little bit similar to uneducated, insularly closed minded.

but then, what do I know.

Some of my best friends are yanks.

and they are not so dumb.

So what am i saying?

I dunno. Just blabbing.

Not in the mood.

My apologies.

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1/3 on the US believes the sun revoles around the earth

This coming from a man that can't spell. :o

I think this is a bit of "pot calling kettle" :D:D

I mean what are Irish and Scottish good for except drunken babble? Then the English, what are they good for except proclaiming how much better they are than everyone else? Not much, let me tell ya!
You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally :D , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!! :D:D:D

I spelled nothing wrong. Yanks and Brits just spell humor differently, but neither are wrong.

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

yank are dunb fuc.ks

What kinda bullshit is this? :o

What did you expect from crusty ?

It sounds like he's fighting a losing battle with a bottle.

Judging from what he's posted in the past re geographical location, I'd include a losing battle with the 'jello' (Spanish j) and hundred-dollar bills as well... :D

:D:D

1/3 on the US believes the sun revoles around the earth

This coming from a man that can't spell. :o

I think this is a bit of "pot calling kettle" :D:D

I mean what are Irish and Scottish good for except drunken babble? Then the English, what are they good for except proclaiming how much better they are than everyone else? Not much, let me tell ya!
You see, the Brits, Scots and Irish there are always giving us Yanks a hard time about not having a sense of humor. So I started this thread, and knew no one would take it personally :D , because all those people from the United Kingdom are so great at giving and receiving in the humor department. So please no fighting in here, its all one big joke!!!!!!! :D

I spelled nothing wrong. Yanks and Brits just spell humor differently, but neither are wrong.

Yes, they do spell it just like the french :D:D

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