so listen up will you and stop frigging dribbling rubbish.

Black pots and kettles all over the place..

totster

love it tots,

and i always new you where a top fella.

frigging quick reply as well.

cheers tots,

and im still waiting on the frigging lager.

hey mr chownah,

this is whatsup,

so listen up will you and stop frigging dribbling rubbish.

cricky's mate its dripping on my freaking arm.

its all good, isn't it

now mr chowna my friend,

a person who has 3,921 posts as you do, up against myself, who has only 960 would have to win the game as far as spending too much time behind the keyboard.

<deleted> mate,

im only a frigging amataur up against yourself who is a professional in this regard.

Its easy and doesn't take me so much time in front of the keybored because I use all my fingers when I type. If you would stop typing with your willie and start using all your fingers (on the keybored, not on your willie) you'd probably send your post total shooting through the roof instead of shooting that sticky white stuff all over the keybored!!!.....on the other hand I wouldn't want to change your typeing style and take away the best sex you've ever had.

also mr chowna,

i must inform you that my skin colour is berry brown and no where near a sickly pasty cream colour that you have assumed it could be.

I'm only telling you this because I like your style and think you're a swell chap...but....don't let the melanoma get you boy!

Chownah

its all good, isn't it

now mr chowna my friend,

a person who has 3,921 posts as you do, up against myself, who has only 960 would have to win the game as far as spending too much time behind the keyboard.

<deleted> mate,

im only a frigging amataur up against yourself who is a professional in this regard.

Its easy and doesn't take me so much time in front of the keybored because I use all my fingers when I type. If you would stop typing with your willie and start using all your fingers (on the keybored, not on your willie) you'd probably send your post total shooting through the roof instead of shooting that sticky white stuff all over the keybored!!!.....on the other hand I wouldn't want to change your typeing style and take away the best sex you've ever had.

also mr chowna,

i must inform you that my skin colour is berry brown and no where near a sickly pasty cream colour that you have assumed it could be.

I'm only telling you this because I like your style and think you're a swell chap...but....don't let the melanoma get you boy!

Chownah

mr chownah my dear man,

i dont mean to offend you but im having my doubts if you are the full quid my old mate.

you've gone to great length's to infer that my good self does not know how to spell {KEYBOARD}.

now because you have done this, all the punters know you are indeed the one who shoots all that white sticky stuff over your keyboard as the evidence is clear for all to see.

you must endevour to remove your hand from your slug before engaging your mouth as your making a complete cock of yourself trying to make me look silly.

look mate,

i'll tell you what my teacher taught me in primary school and bloody listen up mr chownah as you could possibly learn something.

"KEYBOARD" = noun = a panel of keys for use with a computer or frigging typewriter.

not freaking " KEYBORED "

cricky's mate,

what bloody school did you go too ?

one in east mongolia somewhere.

"best sex ive ever had"

grasping at straws mr chownah and surely you can do better than that if you are trying to be sarcastic, as thats a true'ly pathetic effort old son and you need to try harder.

PS.

no melanoma's on me mate as us aussie's have been taught to use the old sun screen as the sun is frigging powerful over in perth.

B.T.W.

your not a bad old blighter either mr chownah but you got to learn to go with the flow and stop trying to score points on good old terry.

its much better for your mental health to just be a friendly guy.

cheers mr chownah.

so listen up will you and stop frigging dribbling rubbish.

Black pots and kettles all over the place..

totster

:D

love it tots, and i always new

Terry mate, me ol' sonny crocker....

You will ALWAYS be new compared to us ol' hands who've been around yonks and all...

now mr chowna my friend,

a person who has 3,921 posts as you do, up against myself, who has only 960 would have to win the game as far as spending too much time behind the keyboard.

<deleted> mate,

im only a frigging amataur up against yourself who is a professional in this regard.

Its easy and doesn't take me so much time in front of the keybored because I use all my fingers when I type. If you would stop typing with your willie and start using all your fingers (on the keybored, not on your willie) you'd probably send your post total shooting through the roof instead of shooting that sticky white stuff all over the keybored!!!.....on the other hand I wouldn't want to change your typeing style and take away the best sex you've ever had.

also mr chowna,

i must inform you that my skin colour is berry brown and no where near a sickly pasty cream colour that you have assumed it could be.

I'm only telling you this because I like your style and think you're a swell chap...but....don't let the melanoma get you boy!

Chownah

mr chownah my dear man,

i dont mean to offend you but im having my doubts if you are the full quid my old mate.

you've gone to great length's to infer that my good self does not know how to spell {KEYBOARD}.

now because you have done this, all the punters know you are indeed the one who shoots all that white sticky stuff over your keyboard as the evidence is clear for all to see.

you must endevour to remove your hand from your slug before engaging your mouth as your making a complete cock of yourself trying to make me look silly.

look mate,

i'll tell you what my teacher taught me in primary school and bloody listen up mr chownah as you could possibly learn something.

"KEYBOARD" = noun = a panel of keys for use with a computer or frigging typewriter.

not freaking " KEYBORED "

cricky's mate,

what bloody school did you go too ?

one in east mongolia somewhere.

"best sex ive ever had"

grasping at straws mr chownah and surely you can do better than that if you are trying to be sarcastic, as thats a true'ly pathetic effort old son and you need to try harder.

PS.

no melanoma's on me mate as us aussie's have been taught to use the old sun screen as the sun is frigging powerful over in perth.

B.T.W.

your not a bad old blighter either mr chownah but you got to learn to go with the flow and stop trying to score points on good old terry.

its much better for your mental health to just be a friendly guy.

cheers mr chownah.

Okay, boys, let's all sing along here: (to the tune of mary had a little lamb)

terry don't know 'ow to quote,

'ow to quote,

'ow to quote

Terry don't know 'ow to quote,

after so-many posts!

And again...

BTW Chow: I am a rock. I am an island.

I corrected your quotes in above kayoquote for ya tezzohasipjet.

so listen up will you and stop frigging dribbling rubbish.

Black pots and kettles all over the place..

totster

love it tots, and i always new

Terry mate, me ol' sonny crocker....

You will ALWAYS be new compared to us ol' hands who've been around yonks and all...

now mr chowna my friend,

a person who has 3,921 posts as you do, up against myself, who has only 960 would have to win the game as far as spending too much time behind the keyboard.

<deleted> mate,

im only a frigging amataur up against yourself who is a professional in this regard.

Its easy and doesn't take me so much time in front of the keybored because I use all my fingers when I type. If you would stop typing with your willie and start using all your fingers (on the keybored, not on your willie) you'd probably send your post total shooting through the roof instead of shooting that sticky white stuff all over the keybored!!!.....on the other hand I wouldn't want to change your typeing style and take away the best sex you've ever had.

also mr chowna,

i must inform you that my skin colour is berry brown and no where near a sickly pasty cream colour that you have assumed it could be.

I'm only telling you this because I like your style and think you're a swell chap...but....don't let the melanoma get you boy!

Chownah

mr chownah my dear man,

i dont mean to offend you but im having my doubts if you are the full quid my old mate.

you've gone to great length's to infer that my good self does not know how to spell {KEYBOARD}.

now because you have done this, all the punters know you are indeed the one who shoots all that white sticky stuff over your keyboard as the evidence is clear for all to see.

you must endevour to remove your hand from your slug before engaging your mouth as your making a complete cock of yourself trying to make me look silly.

look mate,

i'll tell you what my teacher taught me in primary school and bloody listen up mr chownah as you could possibly learn something.

"KEYBOARD" = noun = a panel of keys for use with a computer or frigging typewriter.

not freaking " KEYBORED "

cricky's mate,

what bloody school did you go too ?

one in east mongolia somewhere.

"best sex ive ever had"

grasping at straws mr chownah and surely you can do better than that if you are trying to be sarcastic, as thats a true'ly pathetic effort old son and you need to try harder.

PS.

no melanoma's on me mate as us aussie's have been taught to use the old sun screen as the sun is frigging powerful over in perth.

B.T.W.

your not a bad old blighter either mr chownah but you got to learn to go with the flow and stop trying to score points on good old terry.

its much better for your mental health to just be a friendly guy.

cheers mr chownah.

Okay, boys, let's all sing along here: (to the tune of mary had a little lamb)

terry don't know 'ow to quote,

'ow to quote,

'ow to quote

Terry don't know 'ow to quote,

after so-many posts!

And again...

BTW Chow: I am a rock. I am an island.

I corrected your quotes in above kayoquote for ya tezzohasipjet.

at last you bloody got me kayo and cricky's mate, its only taken you half a frigging life time.

im good at spelling but i still aint cracked the quote function so let me in on the bleeding secret will you.

anyway miss clearskyinbangkok pm'ed me and told me to tell you to get yourself to the nearest frigging dentist as your a real ugly bastard and i am the handsome one.

you just aint got it old mate.

B.T.W.

you and chownah sound like you need to get a room together.

did she <deleted>!

did she <deleted>!

truly ruly she did kayo,

and just to make you cuddle up to chownah even tighter, guess what. ?

im double dating the lovely miss sky and the cracking miss fawn, and je--sus mate,

aint miss fawn a real stunner.

look im real sorry mate but they both told me you are the ugliest mother fo to walk the face of los, especially with those frigging teeth.

the bleeding elephant would of had a better chance even if he was short sighted.

off you go to the orthodontist old mate.

cheers kayo

you changed your avatar kayo cause you where missing out on the pussy did'nt you kayo.

ah... how envy can spawn such silliness in a grown man...

One would have thought I'd no longer be surprised by it....

ah... how envy can spawn such silliness in a grown man...

One would have thought I'd no longer be surprised by it....

where's your mate chownah gone kayo .?

gone to buy a "KEYBORED" has he.

kayo my good man,

you must be more careful when verbal sparring with me as you leave yourself wide open for a missile busting reply from my good self and you look silly again.

now kayo,

i'll give you a top example of what i mean and bloody listen up as you might learn something.

im just going to turn your post around and blast it straight back at you as you and chownah are giving me a brilliant bit of entertainment my furry little friend.

are you ready kayo.?

ok lets do it.

ah, how envy can spur such silliness in a grown rabbit , clown or pachyderm.

too easy kayo and keep it coming as im loving it.

its frigging better than talking about rocks is'nt mate, as it makes you think a bit.

cheers kayo

Kayo,

I think you misspelled "groan man". You said "grown man". Clearly the only way to describe him is as a "groan man at the keybored" because he either makes me groan or bores me.

Chownah

Hey "groan man",

If you are nice and brown from the sun then you are risking melanoma....regardless of strange chemicals smeared on the skin.

Chownah

Kayo,

I think you misspelled "groan man". You said "grown man". Clearly the only way to describe him is as a "groan man at the keybored" because he either makes me groan or bores me.

Chownah

Hey "groan man",

If you are nice and brown from the sun then you are risking melanoma....regardless of strange chemicals smeared on the skin.

Chownah

oh what ever you say chownah, or is that chunda,

first you say im ok and now your getting nasty so get it together old son.

now im a groan man and bore you.

frigging lighten up a bit will you.

your pissed off arn't you because you cant spell key frigging board.

amaze's me blokes like you that dish the dirt and then spit the dummy when it comes strait back on you.

what else would you expect, a nice bit of chat maybe. ?

grow up a tad will you.

reread your post that said i was tossing off at the "KEYBORED"

just responding in kind mr chunda.

Erm,, I'll let chow fight his own one here...

All I shall say, in a wery wery satisfied tone, is re-read your own, "thrown back" Missile busting missive, there Terry...

You got it wrong... But that's alwight, I'll forgive your incowwectness, and put it down to an impatient haste to respond "wittily", thereby foregoing accuwacy.

My silliness has been awound for a long looong time me ol' hosepipe.

Your envy does naught to enhance it, I'm afwaid.

So as I mentioned,

I forgive you.

goodnight.

Kayo.

edit: Have I ever mentioned how much I like dogs?

Sleeping, lying down ones especially?

Erm,, I'll let chow fight his own one here...

All I shall say, in a wery wery satisfied tone, is re-read your own, "thrown back" Missile busting missive, there Terry...

You got it wrong... But that's alwight, I'll forgive your incowwectness, and put it down to an impatient haste to respond "wittily", thereby foregoing accuwacy.

My silliness has been awound for a long looong time me ol' hosepipe.

Your envy does naught to enhance it, I'm afwaid.

So as I mentioned,

I forgive you.

goodnight.

Kayo.

edit: Have I ever mentioned how much I like dogs?

Sleeping, lying down ones especially?

thanks very much kayo,

and i was only ever having a laugh and never ment to offend chownah but if things are mentioned in a non fun way i feel that i must respond in kind and always will.

its the australian way mate, but i much prefer to have fun which i do manage to do 99% of the time.

its only the 1% that gets me fired up to go in for the verbal sparring but sometimes we have to rise to the occasion.

"let sleeping dogs lie"

yes, thats a top idea my friend and lets have a nice drink together when i arrive in los at the end of the month and get to know each other in the flesh.

cheers kayo.

Do you boys need a holiday?

NO! He's just pwomised to buy me lots of drinks..

after that maybe...

This topic is a rock.....watch it sink rapidly and then disappear into the depths.....never to return.

SHE WAS GONE FOR A weeeeee while... but I reckon she should return!

Chow?

Does this ROCk live or does she LIVE BABAY!!!!!

But why?

But why?

Nah mate... that's another thread.

This is the Rock Thread.

But why?

Nah mate... that's another thread.

This is the Rock Thread.

Rock on Tommy!!!

Who's Tommy?

Who's Tommy? Who's Tommy? A better question is, "Who isn't Tommy?"

Chownah

I ain't!

It is. isn't it?

it might!

Might what?

Tommy, can you hear me?

Tommy, can you hear me?

Calling all Tommies...

Tommy, can you hear me?

Is Chownah Wicked Uncle Ernie?

See me, feel me. Touch me, heal me.