Yuck!

Chownah, You are wierd.

(hate the wet spot myself too...)

I think it's more correctly called 'the damp patch'!

I think it's more correctly called 'the damp patch'!

do you mean "###### patch"?

or "damp 'atch"?

or "damp patch"?

I think it's more correctly called 'the damp patch'!

do you mean "###### patch"?

or "damp 'atch"?

or "damp patch"?

I thought it was obvious - damp patch!

Obviously nocturnal activities are involved, so lying in the outcome can't be all that bad.

Obviously nocturnal activities are involved, so lying in the outcome can't be all that bad.

Do it on her side of the bed, then roll over and sleep on your side. What's the problem ?

Or, for those of you that obviously don't do "it" enough, bring a small towel to bed with you and strategically place it in such a manner that it absorbs the "dampness".

Or, for those of you that are in need of more experience, do "it" in places other than the bed. Use the couch, the shower (concurrent activities !), the kitchen table the swimming pool, the neighbours bed (while they are away preferably), the rug in the living room while you are watching TV works too. You could even use the chair in front of your computer (make sure it is strong enough though, unlike mine, which is broken now )

So get out there and have fun !

I concur with KerryD, only like to ADD that instead of doing all those things alone, do them WITH your wife-gf whatever.

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I concur with KerryD, only like to ADD that instead of doing all those things alone, do them WITH your wife-gf whatever.

That is more enjoyable (usually), and easier to explain when you are caught on the kitchen table (or in the neighbour's bed)

Don't mind it my-self.....!

redrus

Leaving a damp patch in your neighbours bed? You haven't seen my neighbours!

Doing it in the middle of a golf course can be quite exciting

Over the years I've used a small towel to tuck up under her bumper after we're finished. neither one of us has ever had to sleep on a wet spot. Some time ago I purchased a bag of white terrycloth shop towels at Costco. They're 16"x16" a perfect size. I also use them so she can fall asleep with her head on my chest. It's much appreciated.

Doing it in the middle of a golf course can be quite exciting

Don't forget the "FORE" play.

Doing it in the middle of a golf course can be quite exciting

Don't forget the "FORE" play.

Is that where the mythical "19th Hole" is located ?

(Strange, as I had dinner at the 19th hole last night (the one in Pattaya). Even stranger is I saw nothing that had anything to do with golf ! Pool and Backgammon, but no golf.)

Just have her swallow

Doing it in the middle of a golf course can be quite exciting

Don't forget the "FORE" play.

Is that where the mythical "19th Hole" is located ?

19th and 20th!

I think it's more correctly called 'the damp patch'!

No, the 'damp patch' is located somewhere else.

I think it's more correctly called 'the damp patch'!

No, the 'damp patch' is located somewhere else.

Where? Please do tell!

I concur with KerryD, only like to ADD that instead of doing all those things alone, do them WITH your wife-gf whatever.

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It makes the wet spot that much more enjoyable.

Has anybody noticed that the WET SPOT thread has been DOMINATED by MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Sleep on it ..... boys!!!

Just cos it takes longer for a woman

Has anybody noticed that the WET SPOT thread has been DOMINATED by MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Sleep on it ..... boys!!!

What, the damp patch???

Just have her swallow

Well that takes care of lad, but what about the lady???

Just have her swallow

Well that takes care of lad, but what about the lady???

Well... she can just dribble away on her side anyway...

totster

Just cos it takes longer for a woman

Hmmmmmmmmm...........

Faire enough but when my side is her side, dont work that well.

darn it Brit..... (Birt).... you stole my thunder.............. I said Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

Just cos it takes longer for a woman

Hmmmmmmmmm...........

Kayo - back to school mate, you must be doing smth wrong.

Why waste your baby gravy?

Get her to sit on a bucket after your vinegar strokes and in the morning you've got organic wallpaper paste, saves you a fortune