what to do confronted by wild elephant on road

[opalred]

driving the bike from udon thani to cm over the mountains a elephant was on the road it and i were both shocked

it stopped and looked at me after what seemed eternity moved into the jungle what made it move i donnt know

it got bored or i throttled the chopper to make a loud noise or the smell of my underpants moved it on

[ATF]

Give it some bananas.

[transam]

Hmmmmmmmmmm, no reverse gear eh...........

[konying]

Highway patrol ?

[pgrahmm]

Dawn Patrol

[h90]

You take off your trouser and hope the elephant recognize you by your trunk as baby elephant.

[h90]

Give it some bananas.

yes corruption always works....

[Crazy chef 1]

been surrounded by an entire herd in Africa once.best to shut up and wait they will move on

[neverdie]

You take off your trouser and hope the elephant recognize you by your trunk as baby elephant.

Miniature elephant.

[Fiddlesticks]

Just be able to run faster than the person next to you!

[Crazy chef 1]

You take off your trouser and hope the elephant recognize you by your trunk as baby elephant.

Miniature elephant.

not in my case after a long working day- I don't mean the size rather the smell...

[opalred]

yes i travel with my big trunk

[opalred]

imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page

elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call

[thailiketoo]

been surrounded by an entire herd in Africa once.best to shut up and wait they will move on

I know what you mean. They got me on a dance floor in Florida. I stood completely still; not moving a muscle and they thought I was a lamp post and moved on with the moonlight reflecting off their blue hair.

[stevenl]

imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page

elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call

Are you OK?

[culicine]

Highway patrol ?

It was an elephant...not wild pigs

[mrtoad]

imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page

elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call

Are you OK?

It doesn't sound like it

[opalred]

it was big and not pink and not holding hand out under book for money for wildlife donations

[WarpSpeed]

imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page

elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call

Are you OK?

Posting smashed is never a good idea.. Op I definitely wouldn't have been revving my motor at it though..

[kannot]

Keep still, dont alarm it ,reverse away slowly. if you can.

A lucky sight anyway, have often see the huge holes left thru roadside jungle and elephant poop up near me.

[Patsycat]

Call David Attenborough.

Don't do anything odd, they will remember you. And in about 10 years when you have spent thousands on therapy. You will go back to see the elephants.

And get a lovely wink off one of them.

[srn89]

Do as i did in Tanzaniam reverse as fast as you can, or turn your bike aroung and use your throttle with enthusiasm.

[Patsycat]

In Kenya i had a man who knew what he was doing with a gun. The male, female and baby were getting tetchy.

But the man with the gun said that he would only shoot his gun in the air, never shoot the elephant.

And off they trundled, we were on foot.

I absolutely loved it, seeing giraffes and ellies like that, was out of this world. A wee safari to remember. Also, the deer etc.

I could write more, but it would just seem silly.

[sawadee1947]

show him your trunk....probably he will double up with laughter....that will ease the situation. Time for you to vanish

[A1Str8]

imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page

elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call

Are you OK?

I cried when i read this!

Elephant, spaceship, pink panties and no bra..... <deleted>???

OP, i would like to know too.

Are you okay?

[WarpSpeed]

show him your trunk....probably he will double up with laughter....that will ease the situation. Time for you to vanish

Awe, That's cruel!!!

Not to the Op but to the elephant to put him through that.....

[jacko45k]

imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page

elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call

Were you hit over the head....... perhaps by an elephant!

[harrry]

As I was told by the rangers when I rode my bike into a national park...the elephants hate the sound of Motorcycle engines.

[grumbleweed]

imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page

elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call

A glass of what you're drinking please

[Chonburiram]

I know what the sherpas do who haul stuff up to Puu Kradueng - drop everything and ruuun!

You better be very careful around Elephants...