opalred Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 driving the bike from udon thani to cm over the mountains a elephant was on the road it and i were both shocked it stopped and looked at me after what seemed eternity moved into the jungle what made it move i donnt know it got bored or i throttled the chopper to make a loud noise or the smell of my underpants moved it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ATF Posted November 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2014 Give it some bananas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Hmmmmmmmmmm, no reverse gear eh........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Highway patrol ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Dawn Patrol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post h90 Posted November 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2014 You take off your trouser and hope the elephant recognize you by your trunk as baby elephant. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Give it some bananas. yes corruption always works.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 been surrounded by an entire herd in Africa once.best to shut up and wait they will move on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 You take off your trouser and hope the elephant recognize you by your trunk as baby elephant. Miniature elephant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddlesticks Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Just be able to run faster than the person next to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 You take off your trouser and hope the elephant recognize you by your trunk as baby elephant.Miniature elephant. not in my case after a long working day- I don't mean the size rather the smell... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 yes i travel with my big trunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thailiketoo Posted November 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2014 been surrounded by an entire herd in Africa once.best to shut up and wait they will move on I know what you mean. They got me on a dance floor in Florida. I stood completely still; not moving a muscle and they thought I was a lamp post and moved on with the moonlight reflecting off their blue hair. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stevenl Posted November 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2014 imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call Are you OK? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
culicine Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Highway patrol ? It was an elephant...not wild pigs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call Are you OK? It doesn't sound like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 it was big and not pink and not holding hand out under book for money for wildlife donations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarpSpeed Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call Are you OK? Posting smashed is never a good idea.. Op I definitely wouldn't have been revving my motor at it though.. Edited November 21, 2014 by WarpSpeed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Keep still, dont alarm it ,reverse away slowly. if you can. A lucky sight anyway, have often see the huge holes left thru roadside jungle and elephant poop up near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Call David Attenborough. Don't do anything odd, they will remember you. And in about 10 years when you have spent thousands on therapy. You will go back to see the elephants. And get a lovely wink off one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srn89 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Do as i did in Tanzaniam reverse as fast as you can, or turn your bike aroung and use your throttle with enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) In Kenya i had a man who knew what he was doing with a gun. The male, female and baby were getting tetchy. But the man with the gun said that he would only shoot his gun in the air, never shoot the elephant. And off they trundled, we were on foot. I absolutely loved it, seeing giraffes and ellies like that, was out of this world. A wee safari to remember. Also, the deer etc. I could write more, but it would just seem silly. Edited November 22, 2014 by Patsycat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 show him your trunk....probably he will double up with laughter....that will ease the situation. Time for you to vanish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call Are you OK? I cried when i read this! Elephant, spaceship, pink panties and no bra..... <deleted>??? OP, i would like to know too. Are you okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarpSpeed Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 show him your trunk....probably he will double up with laughter....that will ease the situation. Time for you to vanish Awe, That's cruel!!! Not to the Op but to the elephant to put him through that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call Were you hit over the head....... perhaps by an elephant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 As I was told by the rangers when I rode my bike into a national park...the elephants hate the sound of Motorcycle engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumbleweed Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 imagine if fox news had story elephant came out of spaceship with muslim riding it on white house lawn or uk 3rd page elephant with pink panties and no bra tony blair trying to do trunk line call A glass of what you're drinking please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chonburiram Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I know what the sherpas do who haul stuff up to Puu Kradueng - drop everything and ruuun! You better be very careful around Elephants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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