Always Wear Your Underware

Always Wear Your Underwear

A couple drove their car to K-Mart. Their

car broke down in the parking lot. The man told

his wife to go on with the shopping while he fixed

the car there in the lot. The wife returned later

to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs

protruding from under the chassis. Although the

man was in shorts, they had ridden up his legs, and

his lack of underpants had turned his private parts

into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully

stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his

shorts and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and

found herself staring at her husband who was

standing idly by. The poor mechanic under the car

had to have three stitches in his head