What did your wife say to you this Morning?

[NoshowJones]

When I got showered, dressed, then walked out of the bedroom. Mrs Possum ran up to me, hugged me and said "happy new year darling" I had to tell her what day it is. I wonder what she will say to me on new years day.

[Costas2008]

Mine was more romantic?

My love, haven't got any money, can you give me 500Baht?

[villagefarang]

"I'm cold, I need a hug." Merry Christmas came later in the day.

[pigeonjake]

mine was merry christmas darling by skype,

[arthurwait]

No.

[jonnyscot]

Melly cwismas, love you and miss you,,,

[Jingthing]

My imaginary wife said, throw out the Kleenex already, you slob.

[chrisinth]

"Where have you been"..........................

[NoshowJones]

Mine was more romantic?

My love, haven't got any money, can you give me 500Baht?

What did she want the 500 Baht for? Are nurses that poorly paid?

[NoshowJones]

Melly cwismas, love you and miss you,,,

I take it that she is in Thailand and you are in Scotland. Happy new year to both of you when it comes.

[NoshowJones]

"Where have you been"..........................

Where had you been?

[WhamBam]

Christmas day she said Thank You. Happy Christmas.

This morning it was, Take care, love. Message me when you get home. I do not like you riding the m/c in the dark. said after I dropped her off at 4-30 a.m. to get her bus back to Chon Buri.

[billd766]

Nothing as usual.

A grunt and a wave usually suffices as a first greeting.

Until she has her morning coffee, cigarette and a morning constitutional she is verbally hampered.

After that she is fine. She just isn't an early morning person.

[jonnyscot]

Sunny Scotland I wish, nope sunny saudi, at work

["possum" quote]

I take it that she is in Thailand and you are in Scotland. Happy new year to both of you when it comes.

[EmptyHead]

6am: "You wake up at 3am....haha!" (mocking tone)

[sipi]

"Sunny side up?"

[Cypress Hill]

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

[BuddhistVirus]

Melly khidmak...

[eeworldwide]

Smelly Skidmark

[NoshowJones]

Nothing as usual.

A grunt and a wave usually suffices as a first greeting.

Until she has her morning coffee, cigarette and a morning constitutional she is verbally hampered.

After that she is fine. She just isn't an early morning person.

Gee, my wife is the exact opposite, always up before five, and bright eyed and bushy tailed, she's always in a good mood. She's a big darling.

[NoshowJones]

Sunny Scotland I wish, nope sunny saudi, at work

["possum" quote]

I take it that she is in Thailand and you are in Scotland. Happy new year to both of you when it comes.

Sunny Scotland?????????

[pgrahmm]

Got 2 kisses along with a Good morning I love you....same every day....always happy and smiling....

[Crazy chef 1]

Nothing as usual.

A grunt and a wave usually suffices as a first greeting.

Until she has her morning coffee, cigarette and a morning constitutional she is verbally hampered.

After that she is fine. She just isn't an early morning person.

are you sure you don't mistaken it with yourself?

[i claudius]

Morning, coffee or tea ?

[elgordo38]

Mine was more romantic?

My love, haven't got any money, can you give me 500Baht?

I give mine an allowance and thats it. She never comes back and asks for more.

[Pinot]

"Why you touch that girl last night?"

What girl?

[Torrens54]

As usual, asked if I wanted Coffee before or after my shower.

Just wondering what Thais think of "BOXING DAY." ....just an idle thought......

[WarProfiteer]

Melly kitmutt hun-nee... what time will we open the gifts? ...555... made me smile. They take a lot of joy in the simple things.

[asdecas]

"I've still got a headache".

[Thaiready]

Ride ' Em Cowboy