What did your wife say to you this Morning?

[ggt]

With one hand on the object of my affection...she asks sweetly: "Are you increasing my allowance this year?"

[bridge2bridge]

Merry Christmas Darling.

[godden]

I'm leaving you.

[connda]

Hummm. If I remember rightly, it was something about Naowwww and boom-boom. I guess there is something about body to body friction that creates heat. However, not being a physicist, we had to subject that to empirical analysis. Must admit, I was pleasantly warm after the fact and decided to sleep in with the wife considering that Christmas in our neck of the woods is just another day except for that empirical analysis 'gift giving'. Might have to try that on New Year's Day too if its cold. Works pretty well when the outside temp is about 10C.

[cloghead]

[thejcb]

Another VERY inane post. I reckon david48 will be impressed by this one

[realenglish1]

She said umbeerhysytymemelamwqajtr

As usually totally inaudible

[smotherb]

Merry Christmas babe, do you want to before or after breakfast.

[lanng khao]

With one hand gently squeezing my town halls, looking me in the eye and saying, I don't half miss mine...

[ToddinChonburi]

Lol

[lvr181]

I not like Father Christmas only come once a year in stocking, you boom boom me now!!

Edit: Word added

Edited December 27, 2014 by lvr181

[personchester]

Every year on Xmas day my Thai wife embrace and kiss me in the morning, together with a nicely signed Xmas card addressed in my name.

[spiritrace]

You still here?

[spiritrace]

Santa did not bring what I asked.

[catman20]

where was the post ' what you buy for me darling '

[Krataiboy]

"Stop it! Geroff!" (as usual)

[captnhoy]

Merry Kissmass, Santa not come for me . . .

[Strangebrew]

Bubba is that you? of course my name isn't Bubba.

[avander]

While I wished her a Melly Chlistmus first she responded in kind and respected my farang ways by having a tree and swapping gifts. The kids loved it of course.

[kennypowers]

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

Haha! Glad someone could see the desperate to show others that "we have got a genuine, happy, loving marriage - so ner, ner ner, ner, ner!" behind some of these replies.

More like, "Oh my Buddha! The fat, bald, old geezer is still alive...Again :("

[laislica]

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

Haha! Glad someone could see the desperate to show others that "we have got a genuine, happy, loving marriage - so ner, ner ner, ner, ner!" behind some of these replies.

More like, "Oh my Buddha! The fat, bald, old geezer is still alive...Again :("

Ya tink?

Nah, glad we still a livin an walkin ATM.

They know which side their bread is buttered! LOL

I hate Christmas Bah!

I give the present when it's needed, not just (or even) birthdays n Christmas.

She gives me presents whether I need it or not! (I'm happy to say)

[billd766]

Nothing as usual.

A grunt and a wave usually suffices as a first greeting.

Until she has her morning coffee, cigarette and a morning constitutional she is verbally hampered.

After that she is fine. She just isn't an early morning person.

are you sure you don't mistaken it with yourself?

On school mornings I am up at 5am to sort myself out, lay out my sons school stuff etc then wake my wife and son at 5.40 for them to get going. My 10 year old sorts himself out while my wife does breakfast for him.

He catches the school bus at 6.10 for a 65km drive to school, my wife goes back to bed and I spend an hour or so keeping the grass and scrub down on the land.

She comes down again about 7.30 to 8 and does her thing.

I quit smoking about 40 years ago but I am still into the morning constiutional and the coffee. Also I am the last one to go to bed at night though I do get my head down for an hour in the afternoon. At 70 I figure I have earned it.

[samsensam]

why's it so soft?

[slipperylobster]

We had the radio on, and the song was very interesting...but I was tired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4ngf766N0

[davemos]

Ref Christmas My wife Muslim said Why you don't give me present?

[Don Mega]

"Stop it! Geroff!" (as usual)

Hahaha.

I get similar "Get off me, iam trying to sleep"

[Alwyn]

"Melly Klitmatt, wake up fass twass"

[Crazy chef 1]

Nothing as usual.

A grunt and a wave usually suffices as a first greeting.

Until she has her morning coffee, cigarette and a morning constitutional she is verbally hampered.

After that she is fine. She just isn't an early morning person.

are you sure you don't mistaken it with yourself?

On school mornings I am up at 5am to sort myself out, lay out my sons school stuff etc then wake my wife and son at 5.40 for them to get going. My 10 year old sorts himself out while my wife does breakfast for him.

He catches the school bus at 6.10 for a 65km drive to school, my wife goes back to bed and I spend an hour or so keeping the grass and scrub down on the land.

She comes down again about 7.30 to 8 and does her thing.

I quit smoking about 40 years ago but I am still into the morning constiutional and the coffee. Also I am the last one to go to bed at night though I do get my head down for an hour in the afternoon. At 70 I figure I have earned it.

buddy well deserved-respect.

[AnotherOneAmerican]

Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars

Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras.

Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this"

Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for"

My Thai gf shagg_ed me, and I gave her 500bht, then she left for her day job..

I got what I paid for!

[laislica]

Nothing as usual.

A grunt and a wave usually suffices as a first greeting.

Until she has her morning coffee, cigarette and a morning constitutional she is verbally hampered.

After that she is fine. She just isn't an early morning person.

are you sure you don't mistaken it with yourself?

On school mornings I am up at 5am to sort myself out, lay out my sons school stuff etc then wake my wife and son at 5.40 for them to get going. My 10 year old sorts himself out while my wife does breakfast for him.

He catches the school bus at 6.10 for a 65km drive to school, my wife goes back to bed and I spend an hour or so keeping the grass and scrub down on the land.

She comes down again about 7.30 to 8 and does her thing.

I quit smoking about 40 years ago but I am still into the morning constiutional and the coffee. Also I am the last one to go to bed at night though I do get my head down for an hour in the afternoon. At 70 I figure I have earned it.

only 70?

I'm 27 going on 37 LOL, in less than a month actually.

She who must be obeyed is 25 going on 35.

For us, Christmas is just another day and we treat each other with the same care that we do everyday and it's lovely.

Quite a bit like what I guess your world is from your excellent post, cept mine is an any time of the day person.

Equally good in the early morning or late into the night. (and yes, she does like the odd power nap in the afternoon while I play computer LOL)

Well done young man.

May you both have many many more Christmases together.