I need some bread to look after me kids. I got 2.

I’m a professional motorcycle rider.

I did delivery in old London town for 5 months. I only came off about 7 times and most times I ran on time for delivery and didn’t do much drugs when I was working.

Can I be a moto taxi in bkk? Speaking English has to be a good thing, give me an edge over the other geezers. I like to smoke and I drink beer and I eat a lot so I got qualifications.

I like the vests. Can I choose my own colour? I want green and the number 15 and my nickname to be ‘hellrider’, or maybe ‘Sukhumvit Lord’.

An what about the franchise cost eh? I'm a bit skint right now, can I pay that back over time?

Can I do it? What u think eh?

Yes.. Do it.. Very good idea.

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I am uncertain.

Sure. Why not? Right after you take your nap and put away your toys.

wake up first, then report to corner outside tesco's, pink vest would suit you, number 007 nickname gissajob

I'd encourage you to set up and go for it, please let us know so we can watch

I suppose you will end up with your main account banned when they cross reference the IP addresses with one click to pull up all accounts on your IP.

Rangsriiiii....you have new friend here...

You will be beaten up by the tuktuk mafia the first day at work so I don't think you will last very long.

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For fun by a troll, LOL. Has a combination of Canadian, American and British English slang. That can happen from being a member here. It's a newb who isn't.

Great idea mate your a real go getter, I like your wind up post you have a good sense of humour,

time for pub or ...

P.S.: feel sorry for your kids

One of us has forgotten to take our meds. You for the post or me for reading it.

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Coming off 7 times in 5 months would put it in both categories.

If you're as fat as your avatar you'll need to lose some weight first to make room for the passenger.

Let me know where I can send a helmet cam so we can all watch.

I suspect you can make more money on sponsorship of the live feed video, than you will on the fares...

Rangsriiiii....you have new friend here...

I think it's his brother... or at least a close relative

Rangsriiiii....you have new friend here...

I think it's his brother... or at least a close relative

seems you are right...

If you look anything like your avatar...

You exceed the width restriction in most sois...

Rangsriiiii....you have new friend here...

I think it's his brother... or at least a close relative

seems you are right...

yes. I noticed the trolling ability, substandard creativity and wit are just about on par. Add in that charismatic avatar I think you will find a close match.

Rangsriiiii....you have new friend here...

I think it's his brother... or at least a close relative

seems you are right...

yes. I noticed the trolling ability, substandard creativity and wit are just about on par. Add in that charismatic avatar I think you will find a close match.

just hope there is not a nest and more of them are crawling out

I can just see you turning up to a corner with your own home made vest offering your services as a taxi and within 5 mins riding your motorcycke like you stole it with 10 local motorcycle taxis chasing you and u in fear of your life.

You can do it in London

Trick question.

Anyone can be a Motorcycle Taxi Rider.

Driver? Different story.

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A funny troll, of course!

Rangsriiiii....you have new friend here...

They could be "family"

You will be beaten up by the tuktuk mafia the first day at work so I don't think you will last very long.

Only if there's another six m/c taxis there at the same time.

If you're as fat as your avatar you'll need to lose some weight first to make room for the passenger.

He looks as though he won't even have room for the passenger.

My wifes 1/2 brother in Law is a taxi driver, his brother is a Motor bike taxi driver.They don't earn a living, so best of luck.

Can the op ride with three passengers, a dog and a chicken whilst talkin on his mobile and picking his nose at the same time ?