Mr Jones Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned .... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it .... so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor .... but I just wasn't suited for it. Next I tried working in a muffler factory .... but that was exhausting. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried .... but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman .... but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company .... but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center) .... but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I finally got a job as a historian .... until I realized there was no future in it. SO I RETIRED, AND FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 er. I work in a bar, but I can´t juice it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboygwe Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I tried my hand as a pharmacist, but I couln't fill their prescription. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 my job as a lift mechanic has it's ups and downs was gonna be a dentist but job was down in the mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rai! Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I wanted to be a plumber but it was a shi*y job. In The Rai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rai! Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I tried to become a pilot but my career just didnt take off. In The Rai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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