My First Job Was

[Mr Jones]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned .... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it .... so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor .... but I just wasn't suited for it.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory .... but that was exhausting.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried .... but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman .... but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company .... but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center) .... but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

I finally got a job as a historian .... until I realized there was no future in it.

SO I RETIRED, AND FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

[kayo]

er. I work in a bar, but I can´t juice it?

[cowboygwe]

I tried my hand as a pharmacist, but I couln't fill their prescription.

[Pink Mist]

my job as a lift mechanic has it's ups and downs

was gonna be a dentist but job was down in the mouth

[In the Rai!]

I wanted to be a plumber but it was a shi*y job.

In The Rai!

[In the Rai!]

I tried to become a pilot but my career just didnt take off.

In The Rai!