Large Erections Planned For Pattaya

[sriracha john]

can't understand how this slipped under Brit's radar....

Large Erections Planned for Pattaya.

At a meeting held at Pattaya City Hall on Wednesday, the very busy Mayor Niran announced the allocation of 46 million baht of the annual budget to the construction of two large archways on the borders of the city. The giant erections will be similar to but much more grandiose than the archway currently spanning Walking Street and will be festooned with lights so that even in darkness people driving along Sukhumvit highway will know they are entering the outskirts of Pattaya.

- verbatim from

http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_23_08_49_2.htm

*mods, obviously feel free to close at your discretion... sorry, but this one was just too funny to pass up*

[Buckwheat]

Where I live, large erections are planned...small erections are realized.

[sriracha john]

Where I live, large erections are planned...small erections are realized.

Just a matter of using the proper cement to achieve the large erections that were planned for.

[lampard10]

I could say the obviopus about large erections and Pattaya, but I'll leave it to someone else.

[Insight]

All talk and no trousers.

[sriracha john]

All talk and no trousers.

Does that describe lampard10 as he sits at the computer now?

I noticed whilst visiting Surin that, in reference to the OP, they don't have any large archways there nor giant erections.

Edited August 24, 2006 by sriracha john

[monsieurhappy]

The rumour is that these large erections are being sponsered by Viagra and Cialis!

[markuk]

why buy, they can rent a large erection from me!!

[Losangels]

They'll be a nation wide erection on October 15, 2006.

Will it be a large or small one we've got to ask Mr.T and his mate Sudarat

[skippybangkok]

Lets hope there is not fountain on top, it might get slippery when wet ! Accidents might occur.

[sriracha john]

why buy, they can rent a large erection from me!!

Are you sure you want to rent out your large erection? The last large erection was smashed to pieces and broken:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...c=70563&hl=

[chatters]

They'll be a nation wide erection on October 15, 2006.

Will it be a large or small one we've got to ask Mr.T and his mate Sudarat

are they talking about the american fleet

[sriracha john]

Lets hope there is not fountain on top, it might get slippery when wet ! Accidents might occur.

Perhaps a water slide with an adjoining escalator would be better than a fountain at the top, then they could slide down the large erection and ride back up on the large erection and do so as many times and as quickly as they choose.

[chatters]

They'll be a nation wide erection on October 15, 2006.

Will it be a large or small one we've got to ask Mr.T and his mate Sudarat

are they talking about the american fleet

come on city hall start and clean the place up and dont waste money

[sriracha john]

They'll be a nation wide erection on October 15, 2006.

Will it be a large or small one we've got to ask Mr.T and his mate Sudarat

I don't think that Sudarat is capable of being the driving force for the completion of any large erections:

Edited August 24, 2006 by sriracha john

[Losangels]

The rumour is that these large erections are being sponsered by Viagra and Cialis!

Another rumour is that Trojan and Durex are co-sponsers. They'll ship them it by containers loads lading on Lamchabang

just in time for the boys from the Kitty Hawk aircraft carrier

[markuk]

They'll be a nation wide erection on October 15, 2006.

Will it be a large or small one we've got to ask Mr.T and his mate Sudarat

I don't think that Sudarat is capable of being the driving force for the completion of any large erections:

if she wanted to rent my erection the fee would be high!

[Pattaya_Fox]

...All sounds a bit of a Cock Up to me and a waste of cash.....After all we all know that large local erections eventually collapse......and then General Erections are usually held.