Do You have Small Penis Anxiety?

[firefox999uk]

Mines big enough to fill a pram...4 times that i know of.

Have a Nice Day.

[Scott]

Scott, you seem to have hit the jackpot on this one!

My question, though, why did you put it on the gay forum? If you have this many gay responses, you'd break all records on the General forum!

I thought it would of interest to some of the Size Queens. Apparently there are others who are interested. One day, however, I will publish my own study!

[williet98248]

I measured mine as a teenager, decided I was average and haven't worried about it since. I read an article a few years ago that postulated the difference in size by race. Thai men didn't fare well in the penis wars while Africans came out as winners.

[isanbirder]

Scott, you seem to have hit the jackpot on this one!

My question, though, why did you put it on the gay forum? If you have this many gay responses, you'd break all records on the General forum!

I thought it would of interest to some of the Size Queens. Apparently there are others who are interested. One day, however, I will publish my own study!

You mean, they're not all gay? Why are they posting on the Gay Forum, then? Right lot of pricks, aren't they?

[Scott]

I guess size does matter.

[CharlieH]

An inappropriate video has been removed.

Please remember this is NOT an adult only forum and minors can and do access these forums.

[IvanLaw]

Little "of topic" BUT

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At 64 years old fed up with all the young women chasing after me, offering money for a short time.

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Went to the doctor who diagnosed.

Penile dementure !!!

Getting coat Now

[onthemoon]

I've got a Ferrari......not interested about the size of my penis.

Do you mean "size" or "price"?

http://bill_white1.tripod.com/money.jpg

[onthemoon]

Just one more plus to my move to TH.

Tiny Thai ladies always tell me my best friend is too big.

Better still, I believe them!

Amazing Thailand.

I get told the same - though I believe Thai men aren't exactly well-endowed in that department.

Alan

Does the Pencil Penis club exist here among the Thai males? I have seen some Asian males in Asian porn movies and I guess being Asian women are small God has made Asian males equal or so it would seem.

You should see some of the Isan boys...

In my experience (and I bet I have seen more dicks in my life than you), Chinese are small on average, so the Thai figure in this study, which will include Thai-Chinese, is off by a big margin if you look only at the Isan boys.

[onthemoon]

Scott, you seem to have hit the jackpot on this one!

My question, though, why did you put it on the gay forum? If you have this many gay responses, you'd break all records on the General forum!

I thought it would of interest to some of the Size Queens. Apparently there are others who are interested. One day, however, I will publish my own study!

Let me assume that your sample size will be bigger than the one in this study!

[Scott]

Oh, the sample size was bigger and the overall size was bigger, but then I have been known to look before I.....

[tharae]

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead

Great Britain followed up the earlier survey with a study involving volunteers from the homosexual and bi-sexual community.

Since GB is broke, the study was funded by the UN. The study was inconclusive as there was no agreement on the orifice to be used for the study.

The study group was fully subscribed with 65% of all males in GB volunteering.

[lvr181]

NO, but then again I haven't been out and about making comparisons

It is not the size of the dog in the f.... that counts, it is the size of the f.... in the dog that counts. (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

[lvr181]

Mines only 3 inches but it smells like a foot...

Mines 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.....( the old ones were and still are rubbish )

Fair comment - mine is only 6 inches when folded in half

[lvr181]

I am on a roll - not politically correct perhaps but you do not have to read

After this horny guy dropped his pants, the chick was dismayed to see that it was only 2 inches long.
"Who the hell do you think your gonna satisfy with this?" said the girl.
"Me!" said the guy, with a smile!

Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!"
"No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied.
"Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!"
"I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"

Why did God give men penises?
So we would have at least one way to shut a woman up!

What's the difference between a pay cheque and a penis?
You can always find a girl who will blow your paycheque for you!

A guy walks into a clock shop, walks up to the girl at the counter, undoes his fly and puts his cock on the counter.
The girl behind the counter says, "Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop!"
So the guy says, "So put two hands and a face on it!"

A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist said, "I will need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered, "You see, I have a very large and constant erection."
"Well, the doctor is very busy today," said the receptionist, "but maybe I can squeeze you in!"

Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee, when the toilet seat falls down on his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mum comes running into the room wondering what's going on.
He tells his mother, "Mummy, the toilet seat fell on top my penis. Kiss it better!"
"Johnny," said his mother, "You’re getting more and more like your father every day!"

[Keesters]

I've always understood there to be two types of penis. Showers and growers. In the study the increase from flaccid to erect would be +43% (length). In my own case it would be over 200% increase in length, a definite grower.

[lanng khao]

Me too lad, av only got a budgies claw but when he's angry it's like a roast heart..

[JamesJohn]

On 3/3/2015 at 6:09 PM, godden said:

i have a unique way to make mine 10 inches, i bend it in half

Hey Godden,

Would you like to share you way to get big penis? one of my friends is facing small penis issues

[A1Str8]

I don't. Is it allowed to post a pic? 

[lemonjelly]

In its flaccid state mine would run away in fright if anyone came near it with a tape measure.
A Walnut Whip effect comes to mind[emoji44][emoji44][emoji44]
Find pic att if you're wondering[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

I think you may have genital warts


Sent from my twisted mind using Thaivisa Connect

[Jip99]

16 minutes ago, A1Str8 said:

I don't. Is it allowed to post a pic? 

 

 

Of whose ?

[A1Str8]

1 hour ago, Jip99 said:

 

 

Of whose ?

Mine

[Scott]

13 hours ago, A1Str8 said:

Mine

No, but we can check with the mod for the Joke forum.  

[JamesJohn]

I do not believe that the size does not matter to women.

[JamesJohn]

I don't feel much interest in sex. Secondly if I get it lasts for 5 to 10 minutes and also my penis does not rise much.

[Scott]

On 11/30/2016 at 1:13 AM, JamesJohn said:

I do not believe that the size does not matter to women.

This is the gay forum.   There isn't a big concern for how women feel about penis size.  

[JamesJohn]

I hate to have to spoil the fantasy of the ladies, but any zoologist can tell you that it is definitely an ANIMAL penis.

[Saastrajaa]

On 3/3/2015 at 5:46 PM, Headgame said:

Just one more plus to my move to TH.

Tiny Thai ladies always tell me my best friend is too big.

Better still, I believe them!

Amazing Thailand.

 

Ladies?  No ladies here, pumpkin.  Tell us why you REALLY chose to post in this particular forum.  Come on, we won't bite.  Much.

Edited December 2, 2016 by Saastrajaa

[JamesJohn]

Speaking as someone who has a very small dick and another kind of deformity that's hard to explain. Something called hidden penis. I'd like to know from women who say size does matter what are we supposed to do about it. Aside from having our bodies hacked up by a plastic surgeon we're stuck with it.

[Scott]

13 minutes ago, JamesJohn said:

Speaking as someone who has a very small dick and another kind of deformity that's hard to explain. Something called hidden penis. I'd like to know from women who say size does matter what are we supposed to do about it. Aside from having our bodies hacked up by a plastic surgeon we're stuck with it.

As has been mentioned, you are in the wrong forum.   This is the gay forum.  Most of the people visiting are gay males with the occasional Lesbian, who is not likely to be too interested in answering your question.  

 

Oh, and we do get our share of trolls passing through, but many of them get stopped quickly.