How to get to Heaven from Ireland

[Costas2008]

How to get to Heaven from Ireland
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> I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class,
> to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
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> I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,
> and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
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> 'NO!' the children answered.
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> 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything
> tidy, would that get me into heaven?
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> Again, the answer was 'NO!'
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> 'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get
> me into heaven?'
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> Again, they all answered 'NO!'
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> I was just bursting with pride for them.
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> I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
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> A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'
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> It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

[Michaelaway]

Oil beef hooked...

[Brit_Doggie]

Lol has he put a hit on ya.