Bush, the Pope, Ronaldo and a school boy are on the same plane.

The plane is about to crash and there are only three parachutes available.

Ronaldo:

"I am the best soccer player in the world, I have millions of fans. If I die, some of my fans will kill themselves, it can not happen"

He grabs one parachute and jumps off the plane.

Bush:

"I am the president of the United States. I am the smartest and most successful president American people ever had. I can not die"

He grabs one parachute and jumps off the plane.

The Pope:

"I am an old man. People need me but I can not allow a young school boy to die, so please take the last parachute"

The school boy:

"Do not worry, old man, the smartest president American people ever elected just jumped with my satchel on his back,..."

That we should be so lucky!