Japan woman 'knifes husband over toilet stink': Reports

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Japan woman 'knifes husband over toilet stink': Reports

TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese woman allegedly attacked her husband with a kitchen knife because of the terrible smell he had left in the toilet, police and reports said Monday.

Emi Mamiya, 29, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after apparently slashing her husband's face with the knife, police said.

Mamiya was reportedly incensed by the smell left behind after her 34-year-old partner emerged from the stall.

Her anger was further fuelled when he tried to help their 3-year-old son use the toilet "without washing his own hands first", she said, Jiji Press and other local media reported.

"The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it," Jiji reported her as saying.

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/Japan-woman-knifes-husband-over-toilet-stink-repor-30257978.html


-- The Nation 2015-04-13

[tifino]

guess she couldn't wait for Japanese Cutting Edge Technology to come up with a better solution

[Jingthing]

Interesting to present the defense for that case.

Your honor, you must smell it or you can't know.

[tifino]

wifey used to always do the PongPolice on me - so I got her on to Metamucil too, and we now both smell sweet as...

[Costas2008]

What did she expect?

Rose petals smell after he visited the toilet?

I bet hers smell of Chanel no 5.

[Jingthing]

They still airbrush out images of pubic hair there. Real human stuff like stinky poo is just too much! She definitely has a case. Don't judge. It's Japanese-ness.

Edited April 13, 2015 by Jingthing

[tifino]

or Canal No5 that runs down through the village

[Tywais]

Maybe he forgot which button to push.

[tifino]

should have played the William Tell Overture, with the 21 fart salute

[zaphod reborn]

I can see her legal team at the trial. "If there was a stench, that's a defense."

[klauskunkel]

natto...does it all the time!

[slipperylobster]

Another solved case from the "Poop and Slash" files.

I always give full warning after pinching off a particularly foul smelling repartee.

Something to the effect of "Give that place a chance to simmer down".

Also keep sharp objects away from the dumping station.

[Alwyn]

I can see it now.. "that stinks"... "yes darling, that's because it's sh*t!!" Would it not have been easier to keep a box of matches in the karsy? What a nutjob

[Jingthing]

Dan White had the Twinkie defense. It worked. This lady has the stinky defense. I like her chances.

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[Thongkorn]

He should have given a fart nights notice of intending clear out of bowels. confusiouse says.

Edited April 13, 2015 by Thongkorn

[LuckyLew]

If it is too smelly a sh/t .... you must aquit

[tracker1]

Sh*t ! what next ????

[Prbkk]

Pity the poor 3 year old and the trauma associated with that toilet training...Mum stabs Dad. Great.

[Jingthing]

Sh*t ! what next ????

Durian vendors would be advised to carry firearms!

[ozyjon]

Seems she hasn't been to China yet.

[ezzra]

Oh dear me... thanks god for the missus not being Japanese... otherwise I'd be

dead many times over...

[Mcffee]

I could have been killed one thousand times then

[gerry123]

all said and done to me she sounds like the kind of woman that does the hoovering when the footie is on

[Ulic]

Matches???

[sawadee1947]

or Canal No5 that runs down through the village

Chanel No 5 would be appropriate

[slipperylobster]

come on guys....cut the shht.

I got a feeling that the victim will not be bragging much about this particular war wound.

Edited April 13, 2015 by slipperylobster

[trogers]

I do pity the woman. Some men are simply too lazy to even flush the toilet after themselves.

Singapore made not flushing a public toilet an offence on equal footing with smoking in places not permitted.

[Bignose]

She should come and live at our place for a week, after a night of Guinness and a good Vindaloo you'll be able to use the toilets at Chernobyl power station before you can use ours...!!!

[pomchop]

I can see her legal team at the trial. "If there was a stench, that's a defense."

If you can't smell shxt you must acquit.....

[Jingthing]

Punishment -- public latrine duty.