here's summat to make you chuckle.

I tripped over last night and scraped the top of my toe.

I thought it hurt last night when I was slightly rat arsed, I realised how much it hurt when I woke up completely un-rat arsed this morning

As you can imagine, the missus is full of sympathy.

Good job she don't know the whole story

da daaa

Next time, use a condom

da daaa

That's what we found in the FC. Was wondering about it.

da daaa

That's what we found in the FC. Was wondering about it.

nah, you're thinking about one of your sausages

Anyone Seen The Top Opf My Toe ?

It Went To The Same Place As The Side Opf My Knee:

Fair dinkum you guys !!!!

Bare flesh and immovable objects just don't go together.

There are two preventative measures you can take: Wear a suit of armor or stop drinking after the first beer.

Good job she don't know the whole story

Which is...???

totster

da daaa

I really shouldnt laugh, that looks really painful, but

ooh ouch

i accidentally kicked a rock whilst making a run for shelter from rain on phangnan - it cleanly removed 2 toenails and it hurt like f...

ill try n find the photos

I took that picture last night when the wound was nice and fresh.

It looks a lot different now.There's a good chance I'm gonna lose my nail I'll take another pic later when I remove the dressing

It reminds me of that super hero duo....Blackman and Throbbin.

Injure yourself at Jenny's???

Injure yourself at Jenny's???

Yeah i heard he fell down the stairs

Injure yourself at Jenny's???

Yeah i heard he fell down the stairs

Oh, put a sock in it, you two (pun intended). It's about time you both learned to Toe the line

I took that picture last night when the wound was nice and fresh.

It looks a lot different now.There's a good chance I'm gonna lose my nail I'll take another pic later when I remove the dressing

It reminds me of that super hero duo....Blackman and Throbbin.

"kurgen"

Bleeding (H)ell your last photo was bad enough, but not another one, way out of focus (the toe that is) the blanket looked nice and cosy BTW in the backround.

O.K. a couple of tips:-

Take photo in daylight, outside, hence no need for you to be so Flash about taking a photo.

Once outside, try to look for some background material to fill up the “Frame” photo that is…… mmmmm something like, lets say a Red Rose or maybe a few bottles of leftovers. Re-member, colour, contrast and least we frog-get you must have Balance both in light, background and of course your good self.

Kan you picture that "kurgen"

And most of all make the Photo look like you really want to Nail someone you know on ThaiVisaDotCom ® with your Big Toe. Like…………………………………….(fill in the space).

Be positive about your per-dick-cue-ment, and not negative as most Posers (one means Posters) are, focus on your problem, open your aperture a wee bit and do not shutter us down, because “Speed” is of the essence to get your Big Digi-tal working once again.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

P.S. <deleted> did it say

You're one of a kind KW.