Kids are quick..

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

>CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign..

TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go

Slow"

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the

floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN:

K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked

me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said

it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't

have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lotcloser to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE:

I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right...

"I am

the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree,

but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish

him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

These made me smile...

And they could well all be true stories !

Kids are thick these days. I was shopping for a present for my neice the other day and looking at some puzzles - they said "6-8 years" on the box, but I swear they wouldn't have taken me more than half an hour.

Kids are thick these days. I was shopping for a present for my neice the other day and looking at some puzzles - they said "6-8 years" on the box, but I swear they wouldn't have taken me more than half an hour.

Excellent!