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[lostinisaan]

Dear ladies and gentlemen,

It started when we're in bed and we both took our clothes off and she said

: " A small penis in a loving relationship shouldn't be a problem at all."

I was shocked, because I always thought I'd be the most handsome guy on this planet.

I still wish she didn't have one. We love each other too much and we're also planning to get married and have kids. We might adopt two, or three.

Please help me, I can't live without her anymore. What should I do? Marry her in Laos and come back? Or maybe ask her parents first? How much Sinsot do i have to pay for her? Will she get used to my German accent? Should I pay for a full operation? What type of silicone is the best?

Any constructive advice is deeply appreciated. Thanks a lot in advance.

Edited September 6, 2015 by lostinisaan

[Jip99]

Quiet day ??????

[NanLaew]

...and it's goodnight from him.

[Don Mega]

Maybe the mechanic was also surprised at the size of your diesel pump. but tried to work with what you gave him.

[JHolmesJr]

OP needs to marry her based on the level of her spoken english alone.

[TP1]

Teacher, trolling is not your style.

Stick to what you know and what you can do best.

And don't forget your "Hello and swadee Khrap".......it's more you and not this nonsense.

[Rimmer]

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