Glasgow Police Recruitment Test

A man is seeking to join the Glasgow Police force.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

The man being interviewed asks: "Why the rabbit?"

"Excellent" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"