Tired of the same old same old calendars with landscapes or cute kittens? Here's something special. Vlad every month. Eat your heart out Donald Trump.

Can't wait for it to be delivered? Here's all the "up close and personal" photos for easy download. http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/28/europe/vladimir-putin-calendar-2016/

Moscow (CNN)Fans of Vladimir Putin can now spend "the whole year with the Russian president" as a new 2016 limited edition calendar is released in Russia showing the country's strongman leader in a variety of carefully-crafted poses.

Every month features an inspiring photograph of Russia's popular leader -- either fishing topless, going to church, lifting weights, or dressed in naval uniform. Each image is accompanied by a quotation from the man himself, on topics ranging from his love of dogs, Russian women and fishing to the country's growing military power.

Dogs and Putin have "warm feelings" for one another, we learn in November. In March we are told that Russian women are the "most beautiful."

Quite sexy. Can we move this thread to the gay forum?