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After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

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About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

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As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ."

I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be f***ing stupid. Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone f***ed you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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