http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

a little disturbing, tell the chicken to do something and he'll do it!

Things I've got him to do so far:

Sit down

Read a book

Do a star jump

Dance like John Travolta

Lay an egg

Whistle

Come very close to the camera

Take off mask (very scary)

so far

the splits

moon walk (not correct)

break dancing

finally after getting bored he's gone to sleep,

who's the sad man in the suit

does he do this all night

ps, whys he wearing suspenders

so far

the splits

moon walk (not correct)

break dancing

finally after getting bored he's gone to sleep,

who's the sad man in the suit

does he do this all night

ps, whys he wearing suspenders

The suspenders give F T H something to hang onto. He neglected to inform us as to another attribute that the bird has.

so far

the splits

moon walk (not correct)

break dancing

finally after getting bored he's gone to sleep,

who's the sad man in the suit

does he do this all night

ps, whys he wearing suspenders

The suspenders give F T H something to hang onto. He neglected to inform us as to another attribute that the bird has.

where did you get that suit from ?

er......the Colonel gave it to me, the suspenders I made myself.

Why - in such a hot country - do ladies persist in wearing tights, surely its about time they gave suspenders a chance

Pleeeeaaase