First we need to make the rules. I suggest that each new poster suggest one of the rules until we all think that there are so many rules that it will be no fun.....then let's just forget the rules and play in whatever chaotic fashion each of us finds the most entertaining!!!

I'll go first....my rule is that string ties up the scissors!!

Who's next?

Chownah

First we need to make the rules. I suggest that each new poster suggest one of the rules until we all think that there are so many rules that it will be no fun.....then let's just forget the rules and play in whatever chaotic fashion each of us finds the most entertaining!!!

I'll go first....my rule is that string ties up the scissors!!

Who's next?

Chownah

Wear a blindfold so that you don't know what the last poster typed...... unless you are a touch typist, you would have to rename the game tovl, osret, dfidditf and string.

//edit/ I peeked for 'and string'

never heard of the string included b4, lets include a hacksaw also.

Okay, Paperwieghts should be included .

Rock, Paper, Scissors,

Paperweights, String, and hacksaw.

If any number of people are playing and someone does rock or paperweight and someone does paper and someone does string then this is called a wrapper and the person who did the string wins but has to make up a rap ditty extolling his skill in the game before accepting the victory.

Chownah

rules.... we need more rules... its fun to break the rules..... we need more rules.....

Thaddeus..this is for youuuuuuskdfaklreijv' 'ekjt'i4t'ajgaklakjgkjjga

Chownashttt

did I win?

Okay, Paperwieghts should be included .

Rock, Paper, Scissors,

Paperweights, String, and hacksaw.

You missed off Hammer..... have to have one of those.

Thaddeus..this is for youuuuuuskdfaklreijv' 'ekjt'i4t'ajgaklakjgkjjga

Chownashttt

did I win?

Yip, but there was one typo in 'youuuuuuskdfaklreijv' and any more slurs like that, I will be seeking legal advice..... and a good surgeon

Lets include sellotape (spelling!) and when a person wins they have to shout "Christmas Present" or they forfeit victory and are excluded from the game til someone else is out!

Sellotape

CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Do I win now?

Rock beats Scissors beats paper,

<<<<<paperweight beats hacksaw beats string,

sellotape beat scissors and string, but not rock, so NO!

Rock beats Scissors beats paper,

<<<<<paperweight beats hacksaw beats string,

sellotape beat scissors and string, but not rock, so NO!

Ah, Kayo has sussed it! I suggest we defer all decisions on results to the first official referee of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, String!

never heard of the string included b4, lets include a hacksaw also.

Let's throw in a nice Tomahawk Missile as well?

never heard of the string included b4, lets include a hacksaw also.

Let's throw in a nice Tomahawk Missile as well?

... typical...

New Rules.

Ladyboy

Bargril

Wallet

Tourist

Bar-fine

Policeman

Tourist loses wallet

Ladyboy thumps tourist

Bargril steals wallet

Policeman arrests Tourist

Wallet pays Bar-fine

Bargril turns into Ladyboy

Tourist smacks Bargril

never heard of the string included b4, lets include a hacksaw also.

Let's throw in a nice Tomahawk Missile as well?

no problem....hacksaw cuts it up, string ties it to the ground, paperweight and rock will cause enough damage to render it useless...forgot something....scissors....well...scissors will beat Tomahawk Missile by default....whatever...

If there is a rock and a hammer then everyone yells "JAIL BREAK" and the last one out the door is the loser.

Chownah

What happened to the sellotape?

I'm changing the jail break exit clause rule....now you have to have a rock, a hammer, AND a hacksaw......how silly of me to forget the hacksaw in my first go round on this one!!!!!

Chownah

P.S. I think the sellotape all got used up on the wrapping so you can substitute the duct tape......we do have duct tape in the mix don't we?

Chownah

Rock beats Scissors beats paper,

<<<<<paperweight beats hacksaw beats string,

sellotape beat scissors and string, but not rock, so NO!

Ah, Kayo has sussed it! I suggest we defer all decisions on results to the first official referee of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, String!

:D

Okay here are my rulings that I shall use:

= you've been WARNED

= To the Changing rooms... Out for Five posts

= That was GOOOOOD!

= That was REEEEAAALLLY Good!

= Free-For-All dust up!

= We have a winner

+ (In combo) = Stop bitching at the referee... go cry in the mirror/p1ss off.

never heard of the string included b4, lets include a hacksaw also.

Let's throw in a nice Tomahawk Missile as well?

New Rules.

Ladyboy

Bargril

Wallet

Tourist

Bar-fine

Policeman

Tourist loses wallet

Ladyboy thumps tourist

Bargril steals wallet

Policeman arrests Tourist

Wallet pays Bar-fine

Bargril turns into Ladyboy

Tourist smacks Bargril

no problem....hacksaw cuts it up, string ties it to the ground, paperweight and rock will cause enough damage to render it useless...forgot something....scissors....well...scissors will beat Tomahawk Missile by default....whatever...

If there is a rock and a hammer then everyone yells "JAIL BREAK" and the last one out the door is the loser.

Chownah

I'm changing the jail break exit clause rule....now you have to have a rock, a hammer, AND a hacksaw......how silly of me to forget the hacksaw in my first go round on this one!!!!!

Chownah

P.S. I think the sellotape all got used up on the wrapping so you can substitute the duct tape......we do have duct tape in the mix don't we?

Chownah

We need some more items I think....... give me a sec.

Got it.......... BEER.

Beer beats everything

Donz beats everything

Donz beats everything

That is only allowed when someone shouts 'FIRM GRIP'

Donz beats everything

Donz 'beats' something - and it rhymes with feet! - and starts with M!!

We need some more items I think....... give me a sec.

Got it.......... BEER.

Beer beats everything

Donz beats everything

That is only allowed when someone shouts 'FIRM GRIP'

Donz 'beats' something - and it rhymes with feet! - and starts with M!!

Can you giv uz a clue?

Stewarts enquiry! Now how long is the piece of string NOW!

Stewarts enquiry! Now how long is the piece of string NOW!

Stewarts enquiry! Now how long is the piece of string NOW!

Oooops, wrong thread!

Stewarts enquiry! Now how long is the piece of string NOW!

Don't you mean stewards enquiry? Or do you want somebody called Stewart to answer your question?

Stewarts enquiry! Now how long is the piece of string NOW!

Don't you mean stewards enquiry? Or do you want somebody called Stewart to answer your question?

better ask Stan in that case...

Stewarts enquiry! Now how long is the piece of string NOW!

Don't you mean stewards enquiry? Or do you want somebody called Stewart to answer your question?

Can we include pedants in this game? Rock, scissors hacksaw, paper and whatever else is neccessary to:

Bash the pedant

Squash the pedant

Cut up the pedant

Wrap the pedant in paper

Tie with string and

Flush them down the fcucking toilet!

How very poetic for one who's first language is not English.