Wonderful definitions of designations:

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby

in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a

Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine

babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if

no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;

they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is

delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to

produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right

baby.

10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if

given 9 months.

Let's move this to Jokes / Puzzles.

I agree with all except 9, as a Test Engineer I'm allowed to be quirky

I agree with all except 1, as a project manger, I need three woman to delivery the baby in two weeks and on budget.