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Only in America, all hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Stephen Cavanaugh wants to dress like a pirate.

Ordinarily, he’d be free to dress however he wants, but Cavanaugh is also an inmate in the Nebraska State Penitentiary, where his clothing options are far more limited. So, in what appears to be an epic act of trolling, Cavanaugh sued demanding the right topractice his “Pastafarian” faith.

Pastafarians profess that the Earth was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster, who made the world “much as it exists today, but for reasons unknown made it appear that the universe is billions of years old (instead of thousands).” When scientists conduct experiments that seem to demonstrate that the universe is much older or that humans evolved from lower life forms, according to Pastafarianism, “we can be sure that the FSM is there, modifying the data with his Noodly Appendage. We don’t know why He does this but we believe He does, that is our Faith.”

Also, they claim that heaven “has a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.” They wear pirate costumes. And they take communion by eating “a large portion of spaghetti and meatballs.”

And more: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/04/14/3769357/what-happens-when-religious-liberty-meets-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tptop3&utm_term=2&utm_content=13&elqTrackId=b4c5f68bc1ee47d599908a11c598b77a&elq=1d733c4a21bf45bc813dad034484b80d&elqaid=29819&elqat=1&elqCampaignId=5439

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