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Aussie Wedding Party

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It's all going well and everyone's pissed.

Then the best man comes on the mike and says

<Aussie accent>

"Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid we're going to have to stop the party.

We've run out of Fosters and someone has raped the bride."

Oh dear oh dear and everybody starts to leave....

Then the best man comes back on the mike.

"It's all right everybody; you can come back in now.

We've found another case of Fosters and the bloke who raped the bride has apologised."

</aussie accent>

It's all going well and everyone's pissed.

Then the best man comes on the mike and says

<Aussie accent>

"Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid we're going to have to stop the party.

We've run out of Fosters and someone has raped the bride."

Oh dear oh dear and everybody starts to leave....

Then the best man comes back on the mike.

"It's all right everybody; you can come back in now.

We've found another case of Fosters and the bloke who raped the bride has apologised."

</aussie accent>

dont give up your day job, chook :o

At a formal wedding Bronco wore black thongs and black, ball hugging, footy shorts

Comes from Adelaide does our Bronco. :o

At a formal wedding Bronco wore black thongs and black, ball hugging, footy shorts

Comes from Adelaide does our Bronco.    :D

I've got some shots (digital now) of the villiage wedding in LOS Doc, maybe I should post them, I dont scrub up to bad if I do say so. :D

Our friend chook's joke lost the plot when he said they found a carton, now if he had've said a pallet of piss then maybe :o

I wouldn't have thought that there would have been any ladies or gentlemen at an Aussie wedding!!!!!!!!!! :o

Can you stop this please? In here are people who like Australia. Don't dis-illusion them. I never heard of such utter nonsense. I mean a party, where they are running out of Fosters? Ridiculous mate :o

I wouldn't have thought that there would have been any ladies or gentlemen at an Aussie wedding!!!!!!!!!! :o

and your presence at the wedding wouldn't change that statistic :D

Q whats the definition of gross ignorance?

A 72 poms and 72 kiwis.

Can you stop this please? In here are people who like Australia. Don't dis-illusion them. I never heard of such utter nonsense. I mean a party, where they are running out of Fosters? Ridiculous mate :o

Dead right Axel. Runnin' out of piss at an Aussie weddin' wouldn't happen. No way possible :D

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