You can enjoy a beer all month long.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

A beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football with your friends.

When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.

Beer is never late.

Hangovers go away.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

Beer labels come off with out a a fight.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

Beer never has a headache.

After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.

A beer won't get upset if you come home with anotheer beer on your breath.

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with your friends.

You always know your the first one to pop a beer.

Beer is always wet.

You can have a beer in public.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

If you change beers, you don't have to pay.

Post it on the ladies forum with your home address there too.

Better not. They might think I'm a troll!

Better not. They might think I'm a troll!

And I'd hate to see a grown man cry

Post it on the ladies forum with your home address there too.   

Great idea, but better send it in the US of A to all your female colleagues.

Then prepare your lawyers for the sexual harrassment charges coming in.

Eh, I still love it.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be open when she brings it.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be open when she brings it.

an oldie but a goodie old fella, wish my strife still did it

No you don't.

For the simple reason that she would then discover how much you drank and also find where you hide the empties.

No you don't.

For the simple reason that she would then discover how much you drank and also find where you hide the empties.

my empties get taken to the shed by son and then when the number is significant we go down to bottlo and cash them in. he knows it's in his interest to shut up about quantity, for obvious reasons

my empties get taken to the shed by son and then when the number is significant we go down to bottlo and cash them in. he knows it's in his interest to shut up about quantity, for obvious reasons

Which haulage company do you use?

Local company FFL

ferret freight lines