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From the book "The Official Rules" by Paul Dickson

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.

It does not matter is you fall down, as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Law of Inertia: Given enough time, what you put off doing today will eventually get done by itself.

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