Paddy And Mick

[Mr Jones]

Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London. Paddy happens to

look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50

per pair"

Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of

dose, and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a <deleted>' fortune. Now

when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking

cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in

my best English accent.'

'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick.

They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100

shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my

truck

and..."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"

"Well... yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hel_l d' y' know dat?"

The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners.

[LaoPo]

LaoPo

[In the Rai!]

Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London. Paddy happens to

look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50

per pair"

Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of

dose, and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a <deleted>' fortune. Now

when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking

cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in

my best English accent.'

'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick.

They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100

shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my

truck

and..."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"

"Well... yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hel_l d' y' know dat?"

The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners.

Thats <deleted> great!

[guardian]

[Pink Mist]

[suegha]

Oldie and goldie!