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Famous Last Words

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Hi Tipster....

That one be famous... Marie Antoinette, stepping on the executioners foot, apoligised to him before he tooke her head off.

Next up:

"Dear World. I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."

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Hey, Klown. Where have I been? Haven't seen you around. :o

George Sanders, Actor

Next:

"What! What men! This will never do, dodging from single bullets! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--."

Ask for clues if it's too tough.

General John Sedgwick

"put that crossbow down, you'll have some ones eye out in a minute"

Life wasn't meant to be easy, I was lucky, I was born a millionaire.

Malcom Frazer.

Interest rates will not rise as much as they would if you had a Labour goverment, Jon Howard

the rates went up again

When asked why he was reading the bible on his deathbed, with his last breath said,

'looking for loopholes".

Who?

When asked why he was reading the bible on his deathbed, with his last breath said,

'looking for loopholes".

Who?

W C Fields!

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

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General John Sedgwick

"put that crossbow down, you'll have some ones eye out in a minute"

Very good there, Taddy.

"put that crossbow down, you'll have some ones eye out in a minute"

Need a clue.

Edit.gif BTW, who spoke the last words is to be guessed. Figure it out and you're next.

put that crossbow down, you'll have some ones eye out in a minute

Is a jokey one ..... The answer being King Harold :o

A real one...........

"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man."

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A real one...........

"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man."

Che Guevara

This one's real, too. And pretty funny, I thought:

"In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first -- attempted suicide."

Clue: On July 15, 1974, during technical difficulties during a broadcast, she spoke these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head.

WOW ...... bad hair day or what!!!

Sorry Tip, I just had to know, so I googled it.......... Christine Chubbuck

I noticed that she had the same Birthday as me (not same year)

One from memory.

"Get my swan costume ready"

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WOW ...... bad hair day or what!!!

Sorry Tip, I just had to know, so I googled it.......... Christine Chubbuck

I noticed that she had the same Birthday as me (not same year)

One from memory.

"Get my swan costume ready"

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That's right. I guess it's sad anytime someone commits suicide, but then again she did give a classic "farewell" line.

Anna Pavlova

Now . . . not a dying last word but some famous erroneous prognostications:

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."

Ahh ... one I know without any aid.

That was a statement from Decca made when they refused to even listen to the Beatles, let alone sign them.

(I am from 'the pool' ....... sort of :o )

I thinks I'll let someone else have a go....... but first, a jokey one.

Famous last words of an Air Steward ....... "where does this door lead toooooooooooooooooooo... thud" :D

When asked why he was reading the bible on his deathbed, with his last breath said,

'looking for loopholes".

Who?

W C Fields!

Well done, you read too much :D

How about this...

' I call that bold, for a one eyed fat man'. :o

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When asked why he was reading the bible on his deathbed, with his last breath said,

'looking for loopholes".

Who?

W C Fields!

Well done, you read too much :D

How about this...

' I call that bold, for a one eyed fat man'. :o

The character Ned Pepper, True Grit.

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'! "

That was a convicted murderer on his way to the electric chair ..... James French.

To echo one of your earlier ones Tip

"Hit the water!...Hit the water!...Hit the water!.."

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That was a convicted murderer on his way to the electric chair ..... James French.

To echo one of your earlier ones Tip

"Hit the water!...Hit the water!...Hit the water!.."

Jane Dornacker broadcasting traffic conditions as the helicopter went down in the Hudson river.

"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M."

Hmmm, maybe not a bad way to go. :D:o:D

Too easy ...... Aldous Huxley

Not as easy as "Ich bin Heinrich Himmler." ....... (true, believe it or not)

"Water"

Dead, but signed up to TV anyway :o

Don't worry, it's not loaded,

(Terry Kath, guitarist for the group Chicago, accidental self-inflected gun wound)

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Too easy ...... Aldous Huxley

Not as easy as "Ich bin Heinrich Himmler." ....... (true, believe it or not)

"Water"

Dead, but signed up to TV anyway :o

Ulysses S. Grant

Death with last regrets:

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

Humprey Bogart,

'when my country takes her place among the nations of the earth, then, and not till then, let my epitaph be written. I have done'.

If any body gets that I will buy them a pint. :o

Moss

Robert Emmet

Chang please :o

"Bugger Bognor"

Dont care if your name is Jesus Christ You are not Walking on this Water While I,m Fishing!!! (St Peter)

"I don't give a sh!t if the bastid mods at Thaivisa bans me".

-Gazza-

11th Nov. 2006

:o

Robert Emmet

Chang please :o

"Bugger Bognor"

Dont care if your name is Jesus Christ You are not Walking on this Water While I,m Fishing!!! (St Peter)

The St Peter quote is of course an 'alleged', quote, and cannot be verified!

I believe you are somewhere in the NE, I may be in that area December time, so will cough up the debt then, I thought it would take a little longer than that.

Did you know it? or did you google it?

Moss

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