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A Husband and Wife are sitting quietly on the sofa reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the following question...
Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" 
Husband: "Definitely not!" 
 
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" 
Husband: "Of course I do."
 
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" 
Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." 
 
Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look) 
Husband: (makes audible groan)  
 
Wife: "Would you live in our house?" 
Husband: "Sure, it's a great house." 
 
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?" 
 
Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?" 
Husband: "Probably, it is almost new." 
 
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." 
 
Wife: "Would you give her my jewellery?" 
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." 
 
Wife: "Would you take her golfing with you?” 
Husband: "Yes, those are always good times." 
 
Wife: "Would she use my clubs?” 
Husband: "No, she's left-handed." 
 
Long silence.....
 
Husband: "Damn."
 

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