The Donald, Hillary and the Pastries

[JetsetBkk]

The Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail.  As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
 
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."
 
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life: trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
 
The Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
 
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.  The Donald swallows it and asks for another one.  The owner gives him another one which he also eats. Then the Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
 
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and  asks, "So where's the magic with these three pastries?"   The Donald replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."

 

 

 

[slipperylobster]

Not sure those baggy pantsuits that she wears have any pockets....

 

The real magic trick is not the donuts, but how she is invulnerable from prosecution.  Deception, lies, corruption, pay for play.....the Clintons are Masters of the Magical Song and Dance routine.