Blond

[astral]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum

deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't

sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures

the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on

a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks

at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of under-arm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud

from the container.

....... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[kurgen]

Why was the blonde staring into the fridge.....

because the oranje juice carton said concentrate