Do Not Ask

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his

talk he opens the floor to questions. One little boy puts up his hand

and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy." "And what is your question Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the

support of the UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more

votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies

that they will continue after the recess. When they resume George says,

"Ok, where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him

what his name is. "Steve". "And what is your question Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the

support of the UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more

votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did

the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the ###### happened

to Billy?"

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