Trump's Iran Negotiations

[JetsetBkk]

Shortly after his inauguration as 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump announces that he is going to re-negotiate Obama's terrible deal with Iran. So he goes to a meeting in Tehran with Hassan Rouhani, the President of Iran.

 

They were in a room sitting in two chairs and it was only the two of them. As they start talking Trump notices three buttons on Rouhani's chair. So they go on talking and Rouhani pushes the first button and a bottle comes down and hits the Donald on his head. Trump gets a little mad but goes on with the negotiation.

 

A bit later Rouhani pushes the second button and a shoe comes out and kicks Trump in the shin. Trump is beginning to get steamed but nonetheless goes on.

 

Five minutes more and the third button is pushed - another boot comes out and kicks Trump in the nuts. Now Trump gets really mad and says, "I'm going back to America, we will settle this in two weeks in America."

 

Two weeks go by and President Trump and Rouhani meet in the Oval Office in the White House. Rouhani notices 3 buttons on Trump's chair. He gets prepared. Minutes go by and they aren't really getting anywhere with their negotiation. Trump pushes the first button. Rouhani ducks but nothing happens.

 

They go on and Trump pushes the second button. Rouhani jumps again but nothing happens. He gets a bit scared but continues with the talks.

 

Finally Trump pushes the third button and Rouhani jumps once more. But again nothing happens. The strain on Rouhani is too much and so he says, "I'm going back to Iran."

 

Trump laughs and scratches his head, "Iran? What Iran?"