Urine stories

[Rc2702]

OK I'm gonna kick this off with a true story and I got maybe 4 more urine stories but I'm keen to know who has there own story and have you got the balls to tell it.

 

15 years ago a hippy entrepreneur convinced me and a good friend of mine that Urine, your own urine (this time) had healthy super food qualities and she pulled out a bottle pushed it under our noses and it was urine. She proceeded to drink it casually and continued the discussion which was not actually about urine.

 

Me and this lad are looking at each other like <deleted> but a few days later a few beers into the evening we decided to give it a shot or in this case a pint!

 

Warm freshly drained urine gulped down like a snakebite under peer pressure!

 

Was not that bad to be honest but we stuck to the fosters for the rest of the evening and we quickly forgot about its super food qualities.

 

Anyone else want to spill?

[Andrew Dwyer]

Not my story but a mate of mine ( honest ).

When he was young free and single, he always put a glass of water by the side of his bed when he goes out " on the lash " cos he always wakes up gagging for a drink ! ( makes sense ).
So, one morning he wakes up after a skinful and starts to down the glass of water, in his own words:
" about halfway down the glass it dawned on me that I had already drank the water and used the glass as a makeshift toilet in the early hours !! "
" I sprayed it out all over the bed and curtains, my mother made me wash it all and scrub the carpet " [emoji23][emoji23]

[sipi]

I'm surprised you could tell the difference between fosters and urine.

[Watchful]

7 minutes ago, sipi said:

I'm surprised you could tell the difference between fosters and urine.

Rumor has it that male horses are "milked" for that golden, yellow beverage called ... beer.

[bannork]

I predict this thread will not last long due to taking the pi.s.

[Sphere]

7 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

peer pressure

 

Good one, that. 

 

 

[colinneil]

Well if i need to drink pee during the night, mine is on tap at the side of my bed.   

[swissie]

If the price of beer keeps on going up, even Quality Tourists may consider this as an option....

Cheers.

[FruitPudding]

There was this one time in Kangaroo Club,........actually, no I won't go there.

[Peterw42]

Urophagia, just in case anyone wanted to know the official name for drinking pee.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urophagia

[FruitPudding]

Thanks for that, mate.

[anotheruser]

Hopefully Donald Trump will add his stories to this thread soon.

[Rob13]

I drank an Archa once.

[StreetCowboy]

16 minutes ago, anotheruser said:

Hopefully Donald Trump will add his stories to this thread soon.

Steady on, mate, We have standards.

[anotheruser]

8 minutes ago, Rob13 said:

I drank an Archa once.

Next time try drinking genuine pee you will thank me for it.

[swissie]

This thread has potential. It won't be long and somebody will serve up a good s**t story. Can't wait.

Please: No p***y stories, we had that already.
Cheers.