Phuket rescue workers appeal to Chinese gods for a ‘safer’ Patong Hill

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The procession aimed to make the notorious Patong Hill safer. Photo: Kusoldharm Foundation

 

PHUKET: -- Scores of rescue workers from the Phuket chapter of the Kusoldharm Foundation held a mass procession over Patong Hill and through the streets of Patong yesterday (Aug 21) in the hopes that an appeal to the Chinese gods will help make the hill safer.

 

The procession started at the “Khwan Yang Intersection” on Phra Baramee Rd, about halfway over the hill, then descended the steep slope into Patong that has caused dozens of deadly accidents, mostly tour buses and other heavy vehicles suffering from brake failure.

 

The procession invited He Yeyun, the Chinese god of knowledge, astrology and conqueror, to help bring peace to the notorious hill.

 

Full story:  https://www.thephuketnews.com/phuket-rescue-workers-appeal-to-chinese-gods-for-a-safer-patong-hill-63555.php

 

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There's certain things, and people I don't believe in.

I think I'll add He Yeyun's name to the list !

The culprit is not the hill but the drivers.

 

They should ask their gods to make the drivers more responsible and more skillful and the car owners more responsible for their cars.

Instead of making offering to non existent gods, how about you bring in some professional drivers from other countries (there is no such thing in Thailand), and teach these idiots how to drive on a damn hill!

 

A representative of Chinese god He Yeyun had this to say: "Unfortunately we can't help as we are fresh out of brain matter at the moment. But, anyway, we all appreciate the bang-bang and stuff, good show!"

20 minutes ago, Just1Voice said:

Instead of making offering to non existent gods, how about you bring in some professional drivers from other countries (there is no such thing in Thailand), and teach these idiots how to drive on a damn hill!

 

What a supercilious statement.

These gods will still be there when you are long gone. Only because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

And did Prayuth answer them back?

5 minutes ago, schlog said:

What a supercilious statement.

These gods will still be there when you are long gone. Only because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

 

So will the fairies and pixies and the flying pigs..

1 hour ago, sweatalot said:

The culprit is not the hill but the drivers.

 

They should ask their gods to make the drivers more responsible and more skillful and the car owners more responsible for their cars.

 

Im not sure even he has that much power. He probably just laughs and shakes his head in disbelief like the rest of us.

10 minutes ago, schlog said:

What a supercilious statement.

These gods will still be there when you are long gone. Only because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Come join the 20th Century, and leave your 10th Century, foolish beliefs behind. 

 

1 hour ago, sweatalot said:

The culprit is not the hill but the drivers.

 

They should ask their gods to make the drivers more responsible and more skillful and the car owners more responsible for their cars.

Besides, it is said, Chinese gods only do their jobs in the middle kingdom and only for Chinese.

Besides, they can easily be foiled and bought.

Mind boggling.

And tomorrow they will donate a silver hammer to the shrine of Thor to prevent Scandinavian tourists to choke on whole meal crisp bread.

If you had not read it , you would nopt believe it. Education and training is the key, two words lost in the m,sts of time here in the Land of Smiles , as they joyfully go to their deaths .

Chinese God versus Thai stupidity - no brainer. Thai win,

Let us all bow our heads, pet some frogs and prey to Koalemos.

 

In Greek mythology, Koalemos is the God of stupidity.

And this type of performance is a major contributing factor towards Thailands horrible road accident figures.

 

A conversation with the missus when we got a new car went something like this:

 

"Why are we having the car blessed by the monks?"

"For good luck"
"And why do we have to have the roof of the car stamped and gold flake on the steering wheel?"

"Good luck as well."

"Do all Thai cars have this done?"
"Yes"

"So if all cars are so lucky, why does Thailand have one of the worst road accident rates in the world?"

 

She didn't answer!

I don't read this type of thread for the article but for 'quips' that some of you guys spring forth...brings a smile to my otherwise 'oh my giddy aunt' mood.

All I can say is that all traffic in Patong was jammed up during that time ... nightmare.

Bearing in mind a lot of the drivers using this hill are Muslim I do not hold out much court for this appeal to the Chinese gods!

There's nothing wrong with the hill.  A hill is a hill is a hill.  Teach the numbskull drivers how to descend a hill in the correct gear to keep the bus speed under control.

I don't recall this being one of the options in the survey on how to stop accidents on the hill.

Chinese gods versus Thai drivers? No contest.

I am sure their efforts would be more effective if they also handed out amulets

at the bottom of the hill on both sides as cars/trucks/busses/scooters start

their ascent.

Yeah that'll work... NOT!!  Give them all a shovel to start digging out the hill :))

Why Chinese gods, has Phuket been colonised or are Thai gods busy

1 hour ago, Dave67 said:

You beat me to it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9mfZbTFbk

1 hour ago, Thechook said:

You beat me to it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9mfZbTFbk

Still a classic and probably the funniest movie I've ever seen 

On 8/22/2017 at 1:09 PM, webfact said:

Scores of rescue workers from the Phuket chapter of the Kusoldharm Foundation held a mass procession over Patong Hill and through the streets of Patong yesterday (Aug 21) in the hopes that an appeal to the Chinese gods will help make the hill safer.

Yeah, that'll do it!