German man arrested after riding unicycle naked around Pattaya

[juice777]

I am more shocked that you can electric unicycles, Amazing!!!!!

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[tryasimight]

At least he was wearing his helmet....quite rapidly by all reports.

[balo]

He is using his dick as a navigation tool  , that would be my explanation to the police.

 

 

[Chris Renaix]

19 hours ago, webfact said:

The man remains in police custody after he was unable to provide a passport when requested by officers.

Of course he wasn't able to...  no pocket to keep his passport in!

[nausea]

11 hours ago, johng said:

I think a had a similar dream once....

Surreal (strained segue to follow):

 

Talking of Dali and weird art movements, he's obviously a performance artist; a German Dadaist perhaps; Hugo Ball would be proud, or maybe he's just proud of his Hugo Ball (I'll get my coat on the way out).

 

 

[lumply]

Joking aside, this guy is obviously unstable and is need of help; not ridicule. Let's hope that that he gets the understanding and assistance from the Police and other appropriate authorities.

[Dustdevil]

More quality tourists. Why can't they ever be naked sexy young females?

[steven100]

13 minutes ago, Dustdevil said:

More quality tourists. Why can't they ever be naked sexy young females?

or young thai guy. 

[Jeremy50]

There should be more of this. The place is a zoo anyway.

[Roger Harris]

Perhaps he escaped from a circus, but lost his clowns outfit

[wakeupplease]

Ah the quality of some of the residents in this place.

[suzannegoh]

Ah the quality of some of the residents in this place.

Mostly people who were captains of industry or politicians before moving to Thailand.

[wakeupplease]

Just now, suzannegoh said:

Mostly people who were captains of industry or politicians before moving to Thailand.

You know I did not know that, what industry or political movements I wonder where those, S&L probably

[Keesters]

Well done Herr whateveryournameis. Good to see some people having fun. Life is taken too seriously here by many.

 

[wgdanson]

16 hours ago, johng said:

In Thailand Its illegal to go out in public without underwear !

No it's not. I've met plenty of girls going çommando'.

[tonray]

I hope he used sunscreen

[johng]

No it's not. I've met plenty of girls going çommando'.

Yes it is...and I have not met a single Thai girl who didn't wear knickers then shorts under their skirts + bra up top...admittedly the girls I have known are not Hi-so overseas university educated Thai girls ...just "simple farmers daughter's"

 

[The Deerhunter]

21 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

The cheek of the man .. 

Now correct me if I'm wrong but that is neither  Pattaya nor an electric unicycle, is it? 

[blackjack69]

So where was he hiding his passport ?

[DieterWiehe]

On 9/13/2017 at 10:43 AM, NCC1701A said:

" Police were called after a local security guard told police he saw the naked man riding his unicyle while at the same time performing a sex act on himself."

 

he was using the handlebars

 

[Jim Turner Mad Punx]

He was cranking ones out in case anyone missed that in the story.

 

used to live in that area and there were a lot of dudes cranking ones on a daily basis.

 

this usually happened in the early morning in the privacy of their own condos.

 

isnt that awful?

Edited September 14, 2017 by Jim Turner Mad Punx

[Justgrazing]

2 hours ago, The Deerhunter said:

Now correct me if I'm wrong but that is neither  Pattaya nor an electric unicycle, is it? 

Indeed Sir I would concur that does not look like Pattaya but the 'net wasn't exactly awash with Pattaya themed naked cyclists photo's of any sort .. The title of the article is a little mis-leading to describe it as a uni-cycle .. The photo i put up is of what is generally recognized as a unicycle .. From the O P photo it looks like the German dude is on a segway type machine as best I can see and as far as I knew they have 2 wheels .. And if that is the case the O P title is a little bit more erroneous .. 

[maximillian]

23 hours ago, whitemouse said:

What is the attraction of these unicycles... Isn't 2 wheels more stable? He seems very fit thought,  maybe good idea  to look into this unicycle thing

Yes, Whitemouse, unicycling can keep you fit. I'm 68 and i am unicycling again. Started about 25 years ago, did it for a short time but unfortunately didn't continue until recently. Now I am proudly pedaling through my housing estate. "The old farang, what is he doing ?" the Thais might think.

Not so difficult to learn. There are books and lectures on Youtube.

BTW, my UC is not electric.

[observer90210]

Mein Gott!!!.....A normal person, even drunk cannot behave in such a manner??!!...Or can they?

 

Not an excuse, but let's hope that he was on drugs....because if not, the german fellow has a serious mental issue!!....

[suzannegoh]

Mein Gott!!!.....A normal person, even drunk cannot behave in such a manner??!!...Or can they?
 
Not an excuse, but let's hope that he was on drugs....because if not, the german fellow has a serious mental issue!!....

"let's hope he's on drugs" - that's a thought to savor. :)

[The manic]

the bare faced check of it!

[roo860]

the bare faced check of it!

Cheek.

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[wakeupplease]

He must be a bit troubled trying to get his head around the German takeover of the EU, can't do it by war but now trying a SE countries ways.

[vasudev]

On 08/09/2017 at 9:11 PM, tropo said:

That's a very interesting theory. The OP should come back and confirm, but he was discussing his court case in March last year - that's how I guessed the time frame. I would also think they had his passport the whole time as he would have been on bail.

No ,,, i was not on bail,, i have paid the fine on very first hearing

[maeab101]

On 9/13/2017 at 10:27 AM, PatOngo said:

Semi naked....he's wearing shoes and socks! And why did they cover his underpants? 

What's wrong he had his helmut.