PatOngo Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, F4UCorsair said: And you thought It was because you were such a hansum man, when It's really been your pinky......or perhaps your cash?? I always though it was the cash!...I'm going to increase my insurance coverage now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 15 hours ago, Forethat said: Lighten the penis..? Not a bad idea at all actually, I've experienced periods myself when mine has felt a bit heavy. Funny you should say that Forethat , just this AM before even reading this I was having my first P of the day and I thought mine felt heavy , I was weighing it up and peed all over the seat. OK that time of the day most of the blood is in the smaller brain but no excuse really eh ? 71 yo next month , I wonder if I will start behaving my age and not shoe size this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 A couple of weeks ago I am sure I heard the locals singing " I'm dreaming of a whiter wang clitmutt " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winky Wilson Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I’m a faring and want a black penis can they do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdavies99 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Stupid as stupid can be! What to expect from a country who still believe in ghosts and the walking dead etc. Still I guess just maybe one up from 3rd world countries! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Jaysus, there are some nasty comments on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzupnow Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 17 hours ago, KMartinHandyman said: Maybe that correlates to their women having the worlds smallest place to put it! and we love it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max2u Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, theguyfromanotherforum said: So many members well versed regarding size of thai penis. Gotta wonder what their first experience was in Thailand I suspect there was a stern lesson for some of the guys from some of the boys. Edited January 5, 2018 by max2u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasin1 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 It's good to see that advances in medical science are put to good use..now if only someone could link this as an incentive scheme....like 1 year driving licenced without an accident or hacking someone with a machete and you get a free whitening...the possibilities are endless ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen tracy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Do they whiten your nads as well, or is that extra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Walden Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Borzandy said: Do they really need to lighten it, usually Thai ladies like an heavy penis.. It's not the size of the nail that counts but the gentleness and the passion of the hammer that drives the nail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckThai Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Ahhh....a new hub for Thailand. The Asian man sized "albino junk".... Goooo Thailand go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inepto Cracy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I did not know you could make a lasers light tip so small? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csabo Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 This is nothing. My wife's ex got silicone balls placed under his cock shaft skin after she left. The pic below shows what they look like in a forearm. She had his Facebook password so we saw the pics and read the whole story. His new gf wanted them installed be cause he wasn't doing much damage down below. Go Google the real thing of you are adventurous but keep a vomit bag nearby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inepto Cracy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, csabo said: This is nothing. My wife's ex got silicone balls placed under his cock shaft skin after she left. The pic below shows what they look like in a forearm. She had his Facebook password so we saw the pics and read the whole story. His new gf wanted them installed be cause he wasn't doing much damage down below. Go Google the real thing of you are adventurous but keep a vomit bag nearby. Seeing this picture reminds me of a joke. What is the height of selfishness? Turning your rough riders cdoms inside out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybott Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 What if they increase the melanin and it gets blacker? Will size increase as well? If so, sign me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetT Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 What a scam! All they need to do is dip it in a bucket of Haiter/bleach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 any jobs going .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetT Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 31 minutes ago, csabo said: This is nothing. My wife's ex got silicone balls placed under his cock shaft skin after she left. The pic below shows what they look like in a forearm. She had his Facebook password so we saw the pics and read the whole story. His new gf wanted them installed be cause he wasn't doing much damage down below. Go Google the real thing of you are adventurous but keep a vomit bag nearby. My bed bug bites look like that after 2 nights in Mixay guest house Vientiane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDfella Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Oh my giddy aunt! The TV adverts swarm with ' skin lighten creams' for women now I suppose we'll see similar for men's 'piss-tools'. Mind you, it might get a laugh or two if they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherFarang Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, manta said: Well that's nuts Something amiss here as I never posted the "liar liar" remark in this forum which was replied to by Manta. My post was made in the Prawit forum regarding where he obtained the watches from. JAF Edited January 5, 2018 by JustAnotherFarang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpdp Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I didn't know that they admired foreigners to that extend ! Proud to be a model for all Asian guys ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron19 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 19 hours ago, ratcatcher said: Is that " Willy. B. Better. " on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 You just leave mine alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 ENLARGEMENT would be more necessary.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 some of the girls penae (sic) are bigger than the boys. That may finally explain why there are so many katoy in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 What a job to have on your CV 'for the last two years I was a wang whitener'. Well technology is going forward in leaps and bounds, what difference does the colour make to a woman, give the wang a strawberry taste, now that would be something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 19 hours ago, ratcatcher said: Wait doctor, don’t cut that...it’s not the umbilical cord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhinhh Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Does that include installation of LEDs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4UCorsair Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Winky Wilson said: f’m a fitring and want a black penis can they do that? I can do that for you WW. Crunching It between a couple of bricks will turn It black.......... doesn't hurt, If I keep my thumbs clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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