.....your good friend lends you his best, most expensive watches then dies.

Or:  You realize that you were NEVER actually in the SAS when you were a younger man, despite telling everyone who would listen, (for the last 20 years), that you were.

4 hours ago, HAKAPALITA said:

When you think a Thai Ford is nice


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Damn!!!  Aren't they?  P.S.  Wanna see my 10 year old Yamaha scooter?

You eat your fried rice with a spoon, salad with chopsticks, and hold your fork in your left hand and not use it for anything.

11 hours ago, Gecko123 said:

 

sounds like a loving relationship 

when you start having kids in your 60s or when you think your girls is with you cos your a handsome man or that she really dose love you.

You know you've been in Thailand too long.

When you behave like a Thai

??????? Ho hum.....another bored TV member who got off the piss for a day......geez.....?

.....when you believe that kissing a toad is luckeeeeee!

....when you're afraid to leave home without wearing an amulet around your neck with the 3 top buttons of your shirt undone.

When you are angry with yourself for not showing your Big C Clubcard at checkout for that 45 baht bottle of milk !

When your gf/wife asks you for 2 “ lucky “ numbers for the lottery and you seriously give it some thought rather than picking two out of thin air !

When you know what a Big C Clubcard is. 26 years n i dont.!

1 hour ago, HAKAPALITA said:

When you know what a Big C Clubcard is. 26 years n i dont.!

All big shops have loyalty cards. Spend $1000 and get $10 or whatever.

Wife does Shopin, i do Cars n Beer.!

When you become oblivious to the hot wax dropping on your feet whilst doing the 3 times round the Buddha thingy !!

When house geckos don't startle you anymore.

 

27 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

When you become oblivious to the hot wax dropping on your feet whilst doing the 3 times round the Buddha thingy !!

Or you actually want to go..

You only go if er in doors says the Boss Monk aint banned Beer.[emoji481][emoji481]


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19 hours ago, Gecko123 said:

When you start telling yourself the ants have as much right to live in your house as you do.

and you don't mind eating them when they get in your food

When driving on the right is OK...

When you signal to turn right and turn left...

When you park up blocking folk and leave the hand brake off for grannie to push it out of her way...

19 hours ago, Elkski said:

Can someone translate please. 

 

How long does it take to go from 1 pepper som Tom to 10?   

Why go hotter?

Farang birdshit, farang waterbuffalo(or very stupid farang, which right after rich is the most widely held stereotype of farang in Thailand), farang monitor lizard =scum of the earth farang, farang p..ck,

For every Thai who actually calls you such a thing, there are a hundred that think it.

4 minutes ago, thecyclist said:

Farang birdshit, farang waterbuffalo(or very stupid farang, which right after rich is the most widely held stereotype of farang in Thailand), farang monitor lizard =scum of the earth farang, farang p..ck,

For every Thai who actually calls you such a thing, there are a hundred that think it.

Glad we are totally different farangs...

you know you have been in thailand too long when you see yet another you know you have been too long in thailand thread.

1 minute ago, HooHaa said:

you know you have been in thailand too long when you see yet another you know you have been too long in thailand thread.

Try again....

18 minutes ago, transam said:

Try again....

you know you have been in thailand too long when you are being stalked online by the forum clown.

2 minutes ago, HooHaa said:

you know you have been in thailand too long when you are being stalked online by the forum clown.

..........Who can spot negativity in seconds....

When the PC Mods ban u from T.V