spurgalistic

or my favourite

Lexicolomoron

It's a person who thinks that word doesn't exist.

or my favourite

Lexicolomoron

It's a person who thinks that word doesn't exist.

Bullshit

or my favourite

Lexicolomoron

It's a person who thinks that word doesn't exist.

Bullshit

:D

I do not understand the reason for the smiley additions.

I do not understand the reason for the smiley additions.

They just 'flower' up the posts is all...

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Boad), highly welcome this highly sophisticated thread that stands so highly out of the regular drivel in Bedlam.

Our favourite word is of course supervision, because the regular Bedlamers direly need it.

That's why the BSB is good for you.

raro

Assisting Supervisionary Supervisor at the BSB

Perhaps another favourite of yours would be, "dictatorship"!

TDSK

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I do not understand the reason for the smiley additions.

I do not understand the reason for the smiley additions.

If you mean to the previous post, obviously the man thinks he's a Lexicolomoron.

:D

I think I need a Bedlamic interpreter.

I think I need a Bedlamic interpreter.

You and me Both Ms Grog-on, sorry Gorgon..But It goes right over my head..

Not suprising when I only stand 38cm tall in my web feet...

I think I need a Bedlamic interpreter.

You and me Both Ms Grog-on, sorry Gorgon..But It goes right over my head..

Not suprising when I only stand 38cm tall in my web feet...

Were you in Elephant Man, the movie?

Next time, in promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent!!

Psychobabble seems to be the new universal

language , shared by US neo-cons (that's a

known known BTW not an unknown unknown) ,

Islamic fundamentalists and die-hard Maoists

(when did "splittist" enter the English language"?).

Also interesting is verbal masturbation as in "I

know I'm talking <deleted> but I can't stop now 'cos

it feels soooo good".

Croc seems to be trying to perpetrate a hybrid.

We can only hope it doesn't catch on (sigh).

Croc seems to be trying to perpetrate a hybrid.

We can only hope it doesn't catch on (sigh).

I call it "taking the piss" Read it again. Maybe I'll post a translation.

Croc seems to be trying to perpetrate a hybrid.

We can only hope it doesn't catch on (sigh).

I call it "taking the piss" Read it again. Maybe I'll post a translation.

1) I knew that

2) I did

3) I dare ya !

Whoops went there , led on by an

post.

Actually I was being disingenuous.

Next time, in promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent!!

Mr Croc. That is elegant Victorian prose: the alliteration! the profundity! the obscurity!

But I asked for one sesquipedalian word and a sentence in which the clue to its meaning would be made clear.

Thank you for your due diligence and please come back again with one word.

You are all strange.

edit sorry i am pissed and strange is a nice word to describe all you ######ers.

Ok Ok Ok Grogon's a Journo,, watch out guys they are a wierd lot...

You are all strange.

edit sorry i am pissed and strange is a nice word to describe all you ######ers.

i agree jock me old china.Most of these blokes would rate quite high on the old scrotometer .

I VILL SEND YOU MY SAC IN A BAG DON CHOWNAh

You on the bhang, Kayo?

I VILL SEND YOU MY SAC IN A BAG DON CHOWNAh

You have incurred 2,794 penalty points for the

following offences :

Being dyslexic (you couldn't red the OP)

Being dixlexic (you can't count to 11 without taking

your boots off)

Shouting (TAKE THE CAPS LOCK OFF)

Failure to post in English.

You may consider this vigilantism and , if

you do , you would be right.

FLIBBERTIGIBBERT

there are so many of them on TV it must be said! they never stop!

I VILL SEND YOU MY SAC IN A BAG DON CHOWNAh

You have incurred 2,794 penalty points for the

following offences :

Being dyslexic (you couldn't red the OP)

Being dixlexic (you can't count to 11 without taking

your boots off)

Shouting (TAKE THE CAPS LOCK OFF)

Failure to post in English.

You may consider this vigilantism and , if

you do , you would be right.

Nrghhh.. Arrghh! Aw.... GrrrrrR! MMMm... AAARGH! ReAW RewAR ROAR!

This one can even be put to music > supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and yes, it has a meaning.

1. Absolutely stunningly fantastic.

Um diddle diddle, um diddle ay

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidociuos!

etc......

I VILL SEND YOU MY SAC IN A BAG DON CHOWNAh

You have incurred 2,794 penalty points for the

following offences :

Being dyslexic (you couldn't red the OP)

Being dixlexic (you can't count to 11 without taking

your boots off)

Shouting (TAKE THE CAPS LOCK OFF)

Failure to post in English.

You may consider this vigilantism and , if

you do , you would be right.

Nrghhh.. Arrghh! Aw.... GrrrrrR! MMMm... AAARGH! ReAW RewAR ROAR!

:D

You don't know any ten-letter words do you ?

S'alright , I didn't know many when I was your age.

Two you should learn :

Elephantiasis

Myxomatosis

There may be more , contact Bambi.

She could advise what your adopted persona

of the day should watch out for.

PS

No I'm not really

Edited to put the long words in bold to save

you taking your boots off to count the letters

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